Imma eradicate the living snarf out of every one of you last fuck boys… I now know why I haven’t had a kid yet – too much bull shit. Trump – you delusional cock-sucker. I await the demise of your presidency with almost the excitement of oldschool upon ya man’s arrival. Haha but serious, I’m […]
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Butters’ Dad Grounds Vladimir Putin
Allowed to Sit
My brother & I thought for a while about how to handle the national anthem when we returned to Van Andel Arena to see our banner raised from winning the 2017 Calder Cup Championship. Should we sit? Is there room to knee? We elected to stand during “O Canada,” and sit for “The Star-Spangled Banner.” […]
Eminem Spits the Truth at Donald Drumpf
We Will Not Stand for Trump
Don’t Fuck with Jemele Hill
I’m fucking serious. How much more personal am I going to let the biggest bully to inherit the oval office get? Jemele Hill, focal point of ESPN, spoke out against the President and was then told by that said man, with prolific power, that she, a journalist, should be fired. For coherently, non-venomously, & articulately […]
The Trump Resignation End-Game? | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann
Legitimizing Hate
Well, unfortunately, your boy Young $narf was right: when the leader of the free world uses racist, homophobic, and hurtful language, not only does it enable the evil lurking (down south, much?), it promotes the type of behavior that can only end one way: in violence & ultimately death, as seen in Charlottesville, Virgina this […]
Kodak Black – Patty Cake [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
TRUMP-RUSSIA DRINKING GAME!
Shot #1 – Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, was forced to resign in late August when more and more reports began to surface of his connections with Ukraine. Shot #2 – Jared Kushner: joined Manafort and Jr. in now infamous Russia meeting on Hillary Shot #3 – Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State – who was […]
Timeline of Russia-Drumpf (For the Haters!)
It all started in the summer of 2016: May 3 – Trump is the presumptive nominee for the Republicans June 3 – “Publicist Rob Goldstone emails Trump Jr. about having a meeting to pass on damaging information about Hillary Clinton as ‘part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.’ Minutes later Jr. replied, […]
Despicable Donald
That’s it. Good luck defending Donald Drumpf EVER again, anyone. This was the fear all along: that the reckless rhetoric would become a reality. Yesterday morning, President Dictator tweeted: After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) […]
Talk with Norway
This was a conversation I had online with a gentleman from Norway yesterday: [5:35 PM] shadows: can i ask.. what about a boss look into parton [pardon] himself and his staff [5:35 PM] jedisnarf: LMAO [5:36 PM] jedisnarf: ikr [5:36 PM] shadows: can it be more anti american ? [5:36 PM] jedisnarf: HAHAHHAAH [5:36 PM] […]
Why Can’t I Win (Sports Psychology Technique to discover your resistance to Winning) – Teal Swan
Take It Home, Robert Mueller
The NY Times busted Donald Trump Jr. for orchestrating a meeting with Russia during his dad’s campaign last summer, and it feels like only a matter of time before we connect all the dots. The outright boldness of the lie is where we begin. Trump wants you to think he’s a joke (remember South Park […]
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“Time Is Simply How You Live Your Life”
The Grateful Snarf
For an entire week, I have let the trip of a lifetime (my mom, brother & I visiting the Windy City) marinate, hoping to do it justice. Let the memories begin… The three of us took the train from Grand Rapids, about a four hour scenic ride that was pretty chill & fun – we […]