Pardon my excitement, but this was truly a one of a kind NFL season. Early on, there were all these awful injuries. I know it’s the game, but you at one point see the Lions game pause for a family member to come out of the stands, and it stops you in your tracks. They […]
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Happy Birthday, Ethan!
Today is my brother’s birthday I wanted to recap all the incredible events that have transpired since he joined the angels in the outfield on September 24th: September 25: Ethan’s all-time favorite college, Michigan State, beats Nebraska 23-20 in overtime to stay undefeated. MSU trailed 20-13 when I turned on the TV, knowing the magic […]
What a Clipper Way to Win It
WE FUCKING DID IT!! WELCOME TO THE 2021 CONFERENCE FINALS, LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS – FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME EVER!!! Without all-star Kawhi Leonard, the Clippers banded together to take game five in Utah vs. the top seeded Jazz and go back to LA with a 3-2 series lead. Where they promptly trailed 75-50 at […]
On My Last Nerves
It seems like, the more technology makes sports available to everyone, we are going to keep having a descending level of quality opinions. You just don’t see people give their take on something until it is on some kind of national stage. It’s why most people, when they try and talk politics, sound so uninformed. […]
♥ Goodnight, Grandpa ♥
My grandpa was like a wild western character to me, when I was a kid the first time we visited his house in the actual Everglades, he had a sign up that said “home of the onion pancakes,” an ode to the breakfast he cooked us as children at my grandma’s cottage that made us […]
One More Shot
Can’t really believe I’m writing this. Not because we massively choked and lost the last two games with a chance to close out the Semis, but because WE ARE HERE. It took one season with Kawhi to make us a contender, and now, it’s time to beat the Nuggets one more time. Look, we might […]
Dear Asher,
It is your first birthday! Sounds like you and your mom had a fun day. I really, really miss you buddy. We still haven’t met in person, but I dream about you all the time. I just want you to know, whenever you are old enough to read this, that I love you. I love […]
Stuck Inside
At first it didn’t seem so bad – everything slowed down, there was almost a nice stillness to it all. But then the reports in Europe and other countries kept getting worse. And now, it’s in Detroit. In New York. All over our fucking country, scaring the living shit out of all of us whether […]
Kansas City Claims 1st Super Bowl in 50 Years
That was an extremely enjoyable Super Bowl, from start to finish. A 10-10 game at halftime, gorgeous ass-shaking from Latina goddesses J-Lo and Shakira, and finally a three touchdown fourth quarter by Kansas City to complete a 10-point comeback and earn their first Super Bowl win since 1969. Patrick Maholmes won MVP, but it was […]
Mourning the Loss of a Legend
When we all found out that Kobe Bryant had passed, for kids my age in the late 90’s, for sports fans all over the world, and even for people who didn’t necessarily like Kobe, the news was extremely shocking and saddening. The man was young, but his daughter, who played the game eerily similar to […]
Snarf’s Playoff Picks
Bills > Texans Pats > Titans Vikings > Saints Seahawks > Eagles 49ers > Vikings Ravens > Bills Chiefs > Patriots Seahawks > Packers Ravens > Chiefs Seahawks > 49ers Super Bowl: Ravens 24, Seattle 21
Historians of the USA Say IMPEACH
At the end of the day, you and I are not historians; we might have a wealth of experience, of our own knowledge, some of us even majored in History. But there’s a handful of gs who basically know the depth of American History inside and out. And so to perhaps dispute the perspective that […]
Why Do Poor Republicans Want to Keep Everyone Else Down?
Whether it’s being anti-abortion, not wanting to lower college costs or raise wages, denying everyone health care, or even promoting more guns (and not denouncing police abuse of them), the GOP aka the Republican party seems to only care about the special interests of the rich. So, why on earth do so many poor white […]
DONALD: YOU’RE FIRED
This is about as blatant as it gets. After four years of waiting for this corruption in a suit to get held accountable for his treason, Donald Drumpf was dumb enough to double down on his 2016 election hack of Hillary Clinton, calling Ukraine and withholding $400 Million Dollars in defense funds unless they helped […]