They say that beauty is only skin deep, and after experiencing a gorgeous but crazy online stalker 1st hand, I assure you this is true.

However, in spite of the loneliness that likely drove my internet affair, I found myself understanding, for perhaps the 1st time, truly, the importance of connection. Take for example this woman “Westside” I met online: when my buddy Ginger informed me she not only could tell I was uncomfortable, but also the first to notice on day one this weird woman wasn’t for me – I burst into tears.

FEELINGS ARE REAL. We CONSTANTLY try and override them, pretend we aren’t hurt: but they always catch up & win. Mine hit me like a goddamn steam engine that day, and it just goes to show, no matter how nice that girls booty is – her brain is the only thing that will ever satisfy this snarf (and you.)