YOU ALL LOOK LIKE YOU’RE PLAYING A GODDAMN GAME BOY. It’s sooo pathetic. It’s the fucking head-down era everywhere I look – nobody can think for themselves anymore. Do you idiots realize how unintelligent you’re becoming?

Can you imagine in any conversation if someone constantly had to look up their information and points to stay relevant? That’s why we were tested in school – anyone with the book next to them is a genius. BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYMORE, IPHONE SNARF?

People at sporting events, not even watching the game – instead on their phone. Digital baseball cards – people paying money for something you cannot touch. Kind of like a real human being vs. all these photo-shopped instagram whores. You think internet friends are your real-life friends? THIS IS HILARIOUS. It’s just like Idiocracy. We all think we’re sooo smart, and we’re just getting stupider.

When was the last time you thought for yourself? Or do you just wait for ESPN or CNN to tell you what’s happening. We are simply reacting instead of creating anything of our own.

YOU SNARFS ARE NOTHING.