What’s that, Kansas City? You are trying way too hard in April?? You lost the World Series – for real, you did.

Look at how hard the Royals tried in games one and two only to earn a series split. It’s a microcosm of their entire atmosphere, entitled douchiness without resolve. Fuck you snarfs.

Anyways, Anibal Sanchez flirted with a no-hitter before earning the win in a 6-4 contest. We led 6-0, then gave up two in the 7th and 8th innings. Luckily, Miguel Cabrera had padded a 4-0 lead (all courtesy of Alex Avila) with a two run bomb to left field. Joakim Soria saved the game against his original team, sending us all home on a beautiful Sunday. GO HOME!