Do not fight the team – embrace them with warm leathery bearhugs. That’s right, make them feel at home as Americas first gay baseball team, like it or not.
I was once – as a child – a big Oakland Raiders fan. Back in the 1970’s. Ken Stabler, Fred Bilitnikoff, Dave Casper, John Matusak, Art Shell, Gene Upshaw – even Ray Guy the punter was worth flicking a small portion of poop of your cock – just to show respect for banging a punt off the rafters at the SuperDome in New Orleans.
But somewhere along the line, gang members and their wanna-be ilk took a liking to the Raiders and ruined it for the rest of us. You can’t even go to an Oakland home game without risk of getting stabbed in the neck at the taco stand.
The gang members stole my Raiders. Now it’s your turn – our turn – to steal the Expos. You can make the new Washington DC team America’s Gay Team.
……………absolutley right…..even as far back as Darlye Lamonica ,WarrenWells, Ben Davidson ,Willie Brown, George Blanda and Billy “Boom Boom” Cannon……..don;t let this happen to you!……………..Pride and Poise turned into the Black Hole where the sport dies and the Halloween Horror Show goes on forever…………….we must listen to Doug…….he is the man…….He is Spartacus……..we are Spartacus………we are all gay……… so lets wrap our ever loving arms and legs around the enemy until they cave!