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Just when we needed him most, Billy W swoops in for the reply on Twitter! https://twitter.com/BillWalton/status/669347649984684032 That final game he would announce, UNLV-Indiana, was a sensational game filled with more anecdotes and Walton wisdoms. Here they are: “This is about to be the BEST game. THE BEST FANS.” “We’ll probably see the moon cross the […]
This was a game we honestly could have won. Instead, we try and gather ourselves knowing a nine-win season is nothing to frown on, especially in a coach’s first season. Let Jim Harbaugh acquire his own recruits for 2-3 years and then see what happens. We still had a chance today. We moved the ball past […]
How blessed are we? Bill Walton is announcing this whole fucking Maui tournament! (Or so it seems!) Here are some gems I took down during his broadcasting of Chaminade-UNLV: At 6-1, minutes into action: “Let’s just call the game and give it to Chaminade right now.” Other announcer: Really? “Throw it down one time big […]
Here’s a collection of what I was able to catch during the 2nd half of Bill Walton announcing the St. John’s-Vanderbilt game this afternoon: Bill is not a fan of the double-double: “The double-double is the most overrated in the history of stats.“ While talking about some swimming team staying near his hotel: “17 of […]
With all those penalties called against the Wolverines, it sure felt like we dropped the soap next to Sandusky! In all seriousness, it felt like we got fucked in the ass. I’ve never seen so many flags outside of a gay pride rally. The “Nittany” Lions (WTF?) hadn’t allowed a score against them in the […]
How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]
Last season, to the unobserved, Michigan appeared to have an extremely poor season. However, it was due to the entire starting five turning pro from the national championship game, not to mention our few upperclassmen (Caris LeVert & Derrick Walton) getting hurt during the season. The AP poll respected our down the stretch effort, our […]
From start to finish, there was no denying Jim Harbaugh’s troops at home against the Scarlet Knights. For one, and we still don’t know why, the fat-black coach from the MSU game was replaced with a slightly less-fat white hedgehog. Our defense held strong all game, only allowing a touchdown on a kickoff. After taking […]
If you think your Halloween was scary, wait ’til you hear this tale from Michigan’s clash against Minnesota. The Gophers struck first, but the Wolverines limited them to a field goal in the red zone. From there, Michigan punched in two touchdowns to take a commanding 14-3 lead. However, Minnesota chipped away with another field […]
Michigan had nearly won the grind it out, defensive slugfest against their in-state rivals. However, a last-second botched punt sealed one of the worst endings you could ever imagine. Here’s some insight as to why it happened: “In a sense, it was quite an innate reaction to still kind of kick it,” Chapman said. “Yeah, […]
Northwestern was no slouch, but the Wolverines doused them 38-0 for their third straight time not letting their opponent score. This sets up a very good match up against rival Michigan State next weekend!
Both teams from Oregon came to visit the state of Michigan last Saturday. And both went home packing. The Ducks and Spartans were the matinee, a battle of top ten teams. It didn’t disappoint. The Michigan State squad avenged last year’s loss in Oregon by beating the team sans Marcus Mariota. The Ducks nearly came […]
We all see Jim Harbaugh making $40 million dollars to coach the University of Michigan football team. So here’s how his players are fairing over the summer: Idk how the NCAA thinks we supposed to eat right with these lil indentured servant checks they give us..I Should've stayed in the dorms smh — JP5 (@JabrillPeppers) […]
They fucking did it. After losing to Kentucky in last year’s Final Four, it was a personal vendetta for Bo Ryan and the Badgers to beat John Calipari’s douchey Wildcats this time. Wisconsin used their size to outrebound the trees 34-22. The game was 60-56 UK with just over five minutes until the Big Ten […]
Hell of a ride, Michigan State.
Michigan State came back to dominate the second half and cut down the nets. Tom Izzo outcoached Rick Pitino, holding them to the lowest shooting half by any team in the entire tournament. Pitino looked Calipari-Like on the sideline, clearly flustered once we got back in it. There was no ball movement, just desperation. For […]
Michigan State overcame some early struggles to keep at bay, trailing only 31-27 at halftime. Denzel Valentine found his rhythm in the second half, where he combined with Travis Trice to score 27 points, the same as the Sooners entire team. Sparty played as a more complete unit, staying composed against an athletic, cocky Oklahoma […]
