Granted, that first half of the NBA All-Star game was pretty fun. The East led 52-49 after one quarter, the only time in the history of basketball over 100 points have been scored in a frame. But, by the beginning of the second half, the game had gave way to the Russell Westbrick shitshow for […]
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Month: February 2017
THE DUNK CONTEST IS BACK
It’s Kenny “The Jet’s” favorite line each and every year, because quite frankly, there is nothing like it in sports. My boy Little Big Dog aka Glenn Robinson III straight out of Ann Arbor, he who helped us reach the National Championship stole the show with a backwards over his mascot, cheerleader, and teammate dunk […]
Eric Carmen – Hungry Eyes
Sick O’ Dis Bull-Shiiiiit
You know what I spent the majority of last week doing? Overthrowing this moron in charge of my weed webcam site, and watching my Democratic Senators in Congress battle the same type of authoritarian moron trying to appoint his conflict of interest cabinet of corruption. Yeah, it’s one of those cool things about living in […]
Ridin’ Rims
Oval Office Cold Open – SNL
Melissa McCarthy Destroys Sean Spicer – SNL
A Fatal Relationship Dynamic (And How To Solve It) – Teal Swan
Ruining the Super Bowl
I hope Atlanta, the NFL, and everyone who watched understands what we just did. Instead of remembering a beatdown of NE, Lady Gaga’s electric halftime performance (the best of all-time with a nod to Prince), and all the festivities, we get to watch a team of Trump supporters parade around for an entire year. The […]
Where Have All the Gs Gone?
Y’all have become so fucking pussy! Do you even know how to make a decision? If so, how? I’m waiting… We pretend we know what’s going on, but we really don’t. So instead of admitting this, we pretend otherwise. Look, when you can’t make a decision, someone else will do it for you. I hoped […]
Six Years a Snarf
Six years ago today, I founded this site at halftime of the Super Bowl. I just hope it hasn’t been a waste of time. The only regular comment-er is my own dad. #2 my mom. My brother and my friends don’t even read these articles. Look, I’m not going to keep doing this just for […]
Evil Strikes Back
This is what you get, America: you fuck up everything good. You sit back on your fat fucking ass and you gargle horse shit food and advertising down until you’re unable to distinguish team from team. This is tragically fitting. We got LUCKY in 2016: Peyton & Denver; LeBron > the Warriors; the Cubs comeback. […]