Look up this self-proclaimed, “‘land walrus'” (source: Sports Illustrated, Nov. 14, 2011) he weighs 380 lbs. and has the gall to call LeBron a whore. He is a self-loathing insecure contradicting the hell out of himself for an entire book. WTF.

He called Detroit names and says it’s a sink-hole of permanent despair.

Sounds more like Scott:

(Can’t find a picture of his whole frame; he always has the camera pointed at his head, which, albeit, is quite fat)

Jabba the Snarf