After successfully fulfilling our Ralph destiny and watching the Grand Rapids Griffins hoist the Calder Cup into our arena’s sky for all to see – I couldn’t feel better. I had had enough. Trump. New England. Golden State. How many more slack-jawed faggots would we all have to watch wear the crown? GR trailed 1-0. […]
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World’s Greatest
I see you, women all over the world: AND I AM WITH YOU. Yesterday, in our nation’s capital as well as cities worldwide (including every United State), women and some men marched not only against Donald Drumpf, but oppression and injustice everywhere. They lit my fire like never before. My own mom was in attendance, […]
DAT BOI OBAMA – 40 CAL
Lions Refuse to Lose
Admit me: Just like Ronda R., no one expected Detroit to enter Lambeau Field and leave with the victory. Call us “Amy Schumer,” cause we knocked those mother fuckers out! Due to the plethora of weekend action, I woke up late in this affair, Lions leading 12-3. Credit our defense for keeping Green Bay in […]
The GOAT Chases in on the All-Time
What to make of – BAHH-BAHH, El Peytono Manninga about to become the NFL’s All-Time Passing Leader? Allow me to put this into some perspective: Brett Favre Johnny Unitas Joe Montana Every other QB in the history of man Why didn;t #18 set the record in Indy, the place who attempted to remove Peyton’s soul? […]
WHITECAPS
Bringin’ it HOME! Our West Michigan Whitecaps just won the Midwestern League Championship! That’s the Single-A affiliate of your Detroit Tigers, a much needed bright spot in a tumultuous season. Don’t forget, our ballpark in Grand Rapids almost burned to the ground in an off-season fire one year ago. We were truly the comeback kids, […]
TheSportingSnarf Joins 5,000 Posts Club!
We’re in the flow, snarfs – we’re in… the… flow! Here’s how it breaks down by category: 1,154 Detroit Pistons (NBA) 874 JAMZ of the Week 641 Detroit Tigers (MLB) 554 Gs 459 Snarfology 431 Detroit Lions (NFL) 307 Snarfs 285 Other Sports 176 Detroit Red Wings (NHL/AHL) 156 TV 100 Snarfolitics 98 Movies 73 College Basketball […]
First 10,000!
After 10 months, March 15, 2011, – January 15, 2012, we’ve had exactly 10,000 different visitors. Gracias, mis snarfs! Also, it’s Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Birthday!!