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There will be some car door slammin’ in Chicago tonight baby!
Tigers Fools to Repeat Disastrous Season
By keeping Brad at the helm, the Detroit Tigers are insane: look it up in the dictionary, it’s repeating the same action expecting a different result.
Drink Up, Detroit
Aka, keep drinking Tigers fans. Here’s what to root against in the postseason: #1 The Royals – The undeserving AL champs shot their wad on a lucky ass run to the pennant despite being extremely unqualified. THEY ARE NOT THAT GOOD, WE KNOW. They tried to keep that bullshit rah-rah going into this year, and […]
RIP to a Real G
WHITECAPS
Bringin’ it HOME! Our West Michigan Whitecaps just won the Midwestern League Championship! That’s the Single-A affiliate of your Detroit Tigers, a much needed bright spot in a tumultuous season. Don’t forget, our ballpark in Grand Rapids almost burned to the ground in an off-season fire one year ago. We were truly the comeback kids, […]
Detroit Sends Royals Home Packin’
The Tigers utilized their final series against the Kansas City Royals by beating them twice in walk-off fashion this past weekend. While this season has been filled with ups and downs and disappointments, at least our Gs are still trying hard, finishing off two straight division opponents. Let’s keep supporting them while we’re at home […]
HIRE ME
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alley-ey-luia!
The Detroit Free Press and WDIV-TV in Detroit both reported Thursday night, citing sources, that owner Mike Ilitch will dismiss Ausmus after the Oct. 4 season finale against the Chicago White Sox. Source: Detroit Tigers to fire manager Brad Ausmus after season
Tigers Prevail in Extra Innings
The Chopping Block
Brad Ausmus having nightmares, keeps hearing a blade sharpening…
Justin Verlander Defies Gravity
What the hell does that title even mean? Allow me to help you. We are in despair in Detroit. Our early season division hopes were ended too early, and now with a roster chocked full of minor leaguers, we’re fighting for the last wild card. In stepped Verlander. Our hope was dead – and he […]
Pitching Not Helping, Either
Baseball Baffling Brad
Nothing new.
Alfredo Simon Blanks Texas
Don’t look now, Tigers fans – we’re on a roll. (And what the hell happened to you last night, Gs? Booing our boy Prince? Did he ever not deliver a postseason? Did he trade himself? WTF?)
It Was A Monster Mash
Apparently, the Windy City wasn’t playing games. Detroit and Chicago picked up right where they left off last night, utilizing some Chitown wind to launch an array of homers. Nick Castellanos started the show with a solo shot in the second inning. After another Tiger reached base, our pitcher (in the National League park) stepped […]
Tigers Put on Brilliant Performance
Here are the highlights from tonight’s 8PM – 2AM Tigers-Cubs game: Ian Kinsler batted second and belted a solo blast to left field for a 1-0 Tigers lead. Next up, Miguel Cabrera hit back-to-back at essentially the same spot. Gayly, it was ruled a double because of fan interference. No worries – J.D. Martinez (looking […]