Want to stop being compared to other white basketball players?
Then stop being the same guy.
-You can shoot (jumpers, free throws, 3’s)
-You’re not quite as athletic as your peers (slow, awkward, stiff)
-You look like a model, but you can’t play defense to save your life
Add it all up, Dougie McD, and you’re just another shitty white boy.
(Minus Larry Bird, there are no exceptions, snarfs!)
………………….. and it’s the way it will stay until they can purge the ‘Manifest Destiny’ from their DNA.