I need to say something and I need to say it right now: Clinton is our next president.

SHE CRUSHED THE DEBATE, silencing critics and their gay ass e-mail drama. WAHH- what can we make up about the most dominant, qualified woman IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

If you are a woman and aren’t voting for Hillary, grab a shotgun and pull an ex-NFLer.

If you’re a man and not voting for HillDog, chop off your balls with a chainsaw because they aren’t worthy of being connected to your body.

After I AND SHE eviscerates every one of you goddamn mother fuckers, let it be warned: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.