Poor Stan Van. It must be sooo hard for him to be handed $35 million dollars, control of the team, and then lose your lottery pick. I mean, sure, just one week ago you likely hadn’t cheered for the Pistons for one minute, but still. Still. So hard, Stan Van. (Ron Jeremy jokes begin.)
But seriously, fuck us.
Charlies at least gone, right? Right?
Wrong.
Oh thank God it’s right!