When San Francisco recently signed Oakland’s old ace with the gay triangle lip goatee (check: Tim Hudson), I laughed very hard. Whose next, Mark Mulder? But I figured Mulder was dead.
Nope. According to this article (http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/10116437/mark-mulder-attempting-return-mound), he’s back. With Barry Zito & HudGoatee, THE GIANTS CAN DO IT.
Now they just need a time machine set for 15 years ago…