Chicago, IL

2-PT FAIL

The Bears scored too fast a touchdown on their opening drive, but the Lions responded with one of their own, slowly and steadily driving for a seven to seven tie.

That score held until the Bears were poised to break it to end the first half. Instead, Jay Cutler was picked off in the end zone. 7-7 halftime.

The Lions started the second half with a bang, marching the length of the field for a Calvin Johnson catch. 14-7 Lions was the score for long time. The Bears added two field goals to come within one, 14-13.

With the clock winding down, those crazy Lions elected to pass instead of wind down the clock: TOUCHDOWN MEGATRON.

FUCKING A.

21-13 Detroit leads and gives the Bears backup QB the ball with one timeout and the two minute warning to spare. Just over two minutes on the clock.

The mother fucker marched the length of the field with 40 ticks left and punched it in. As I write this it’s scaring the shit out of me. Fuck.

The Bears trail 21-19 and go for two. They miss! I celebrate too soon, as the Lions take a personal foul penalty.

Chicago runs in up the middle and meets Chris Fairley for the stuffBALL GAME.