Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Dallas Cowboys 24, New York Giants 17

Just to get their fans (Dallas) hopes up.

Just to get their fans (NY) pessimistic.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Chicago Bears 41, Indianapolis Colts 21

Sorry, Luck, but you suck. Enjoy the karma ride, Irsay.

Philadelphia Eagles 17, Cleveland Browns 16

Standard Vick game.

Detroit Lions 27, St. Louis Rams 23

Before every Detroit fan went back in time to the old Lions days, Matt Staff took us down in under two for the go-ahead. Week 1.

The Mona Lisa

New England Fags 34, Tennessee Titans 13

Gay.

Atlanta Falcons 40, Kansas City Snarfs 24

Matty Ice: Gets you drunk (to the playoffs) real quick, but the next day, you have a hangover from hell (you’re not in the playoffs anymore).

Minnesota Vikings, Jacksonville Jaguars (Because really, no one wins)

The “Crap” Bowl!

Washington Redskins 40, New Orleans Saints 32

Whoa.

New York Jets 48, Buffalo Bills 28

Haters?

Houston Texans 30, Miami Dolphins 10

Arian Foster is the best running back in the NFL.

San Francisco 49ers 30, Green Bay Packers 22

IN GREEN BAY, WTF

Arizona Cardinals 20, Seattle Seahawks 16

The NFC West, lol.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16, Carolina Panthers 10

Cam Newton = overrated, until he stops throwing INTs consistently I’m not sold.

Denver Broncos 31, Pittsburgh Poops 19

Manning successfully changes horses. I could cry of joy, #18 for life.

Monday Night Football

Cincinnati Bengals Vs. Baltimore Ravens

Oakland Raiders Vs. San Diego Chargers

God Bless the NFL.