Cairo, 38 years old, resembles more of a Manager
You, Miguel Cairo, are snarf of the night.
You entered the game vs. Detroit tonight batting .128 (5-39), so, naturally, you go 2-4 with the game-changing triple. You had 0 HRs and 0 triples this season before the 10th inning.
6-5 Reds, FINAL IN 10 FROM CINCINNATI.