Scale of Sweetness (Athlete Mugshot Edition)

Shall we rank Athlete mugshots from lamest to G’est? Let’s.

1.5 — The Polar opposite of G’ness: Jon Daly

Was he already wearing a prison jumpsuit? Or might it just be his going-to-Hooter’s shirt?

 

3.3 –It’s alright if you’re afraid (especially Bob Ryan): Jason Kidd

 

4.9 — Mug shots are soo blasé: O.J. Simpson

 

5.2 — Is WWF a sport…well if golf is…?: Ric Flair

Goin’ Ric Flair on dem hoes

 

5.9 — Please let white people still like me (and my endorsements): Kobe Bryant

 

7.0 — We’re getting G’er: Allen Iverson

 

8.2 — Never trust the law’s definition of “Resisting Arrest”(e.g. they racist): Popeye Jones

Poor Popeye

 

9.2 — Extremely G: Carmelo Anthony

 

10.0 — Words will not work: Money Mayweather