So, Detroit fans: is this fun for you? Maybe since none of you even live in the city anymore, the Tigers – and better yet Lions, Red Wings and Pistons may as well be downtown: you’ve abandoned them and don’t give a fuck – call it “White Flight.”

Just admit it, Detroit: you don’t really care anymore. Most of you moved out to the suburbs starting in the 1950s and never returned – and just like our young teams, we’ve actually been impressively re-built: but YOU white America don’t care. YOU DON’T.

Or else sitting in the stands on Mother’s Day you’d actually know something. But none of you did. NONE!

The inner-city kids can’t afford a ticket, let alone the cost of concessions. And the rest of you old-apathetic fucks think it’s still 1984… IT’S NOT.

The time to fucking fire Brad was IMMEDIATELY after 2014 when he butchered the division series. Nothing has changed. We don’t bunt, sac fly, or have a clue how to manufacture runs. And the way he Leyland-style jerks around the pitchers is HORRENDOUS. They look SO pissed being replaced after 1-2 batters just for righty/lefty matchups.

I’M DONE. I’M DONE. DONE. Either replace Ausmus or get fired yourself, Al Avila.

THIS IS YOUR TEAM AND YOUR CITY, MICHIGAN. STAND UP FOR THEM OR LOSE IT FOREVER.

(And go ahead, sit there laughing while it keeps happening… the same logic that’s gotten Donald Drumpf one move away from our White House… Team America!)