What the fuck is good, Cleveland?! LeBron?! Bunch of non-D-playing prima donnas… Finally, for the first time in several weeks, the Detroit Pistons showed the world, we are, in fact, extremely capable of defending even the game’s best. The Cavaliers came out trying quite hard, but we held in there and actually pulled away by […]
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Month: February 2016
THAT’S How It’s Done
No Coaching on Sunday?
I knew mailmen didn’t deliver on the Holy Day, but, apparently, neither do coaches! My usual clutch Michigan coach John Beilein allowed Maryland to build a tremendous early lead, leaving his team to the mercy of the TV timeout. In the end, we nearly won, and much like my Detroit Pistons, the amount of energy […]
Star Wars: The Super Bowl
Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud
Not There Yet
“I’m not gonna lie, the Pistons are great!” That wasn’t said on social media after beating Cleveland early in the year. Nope, not after 4 OT in Chicago. Nope, not by beating the Warriors on Ben Wallace night. NOPE – it was during the goddamn trade deadline to celebrate a pair of deals – in […]
Captain Raymond Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Gummy Vitamins
Workaholics
President Barack Obama Shits All Over Bitch-Made Donald
“I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president,” Obama said. “And the reason is that I have a lot of faith in the American people. Being president is a serious job. It’s not hosting a talk show, or a reality show.” He went on: “It’s not promotion, it’s not marketing. It’s hard. And […]
Just Enjoy the Parade
I was getting really sick of people wasting our time after Peyton finally just won his Super Bowl… people will do anything to try and bring a G down – they pop out of the woodwork when you win, no where to be seen before! This idiotic Denver Post writer went way to far, so […]
The Fortunes: “Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again”
Pistons Trade James Franco and Brandon Jennings
I am really going to miss those two Gs. Once upon a time, if you collected a baseball card midseason, you at least could keep it until next year. Not anymore… Ersan Ilyasova and Jennings were dealt to the Orlando Magic for a young stud PF. A great deal on paper! But a heartbreaker in […]
Dear Megatron,
I think we still have some unfinished business. Take your time to let your body heal and make a clear-headed conscious choice. I respect how brutal a game it is, but you and Matthew Stafford are the dream team. I’d be hard pressed not to at least give it one more shot. Martha Ford is […]
Lady Gaga Gives Glorious David Bowie Salute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fGBZhsa4VU
Highlights from All-Star Weekend
Still so great! “Why don’t I get the trophy?” While those cunt cheerleaders just laugh at the poor little guy… (smh) Here’s LaVine (all the other guy did was hump his mascot like a Japanese body pillow all night long): That woke everybody in the building and world up. And Kenny Smith never stops talking shit […]
All-Star Halfway Weekend
The good: Rookie and sophomores from America against youngins from the rest of the world. It was a close, high-scoring game finished by USA and led by Zach LaVine, the MVP with 30 points and an array of dunks. WE WANT DUNKS! And we got them Saturday night. That is the pinnacle of the weekend, for […]