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While Bernie Sanders continues to make us all on 9-1-1 alert, looking awful up there shouting the same rhetoric over and over to rally young idiots who only know who he is because they went to a mushroom festival, (gheesh), Hillary Clinton is not only aware of all the same shit you’re hurling, but unlike you […]
Poor Peyton! LOL with a walk-off awkward white guy handshake… GOAT
What a weekend. My boy Peyton is playing in his fourth championship game, the world has descended on New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and last night the WWE sponsored the 2016 Insult-fest Rumble in New Hampshire. I’m only sort of kidding about that last one — for those who indulged, the GOP candidates took the […]
With stellar defense from start to finish (and a sheriff under center), the underdog Denver Broncos completed the dream season with a 24-10 victory on Super Bowl Sunday. Lady Gaga clearly rattled Carolina with her sexiness, broadcasting one helluva national anthem to boot. They elected, despite being a high-scoring, 1st half team, to kickoff after […]
What a road to the Super Bowl. I thank backup Brock Osweiler for not letting us fuck up the first round-bye, likely a savior to rest #18. The defense is carrying us, and I think they will keep going hard. So, the offense needs to keep putting drives together slowly and steadily to allow adequate […]
I personally believe Stan “The Man” Van Gundy must find a way to better get across to his Pistons: PLAY FOR FOUR QUARTERS! Especially defense. Again, like in Toronto, we stormed back too late against the Celtics. If I were the coach, I’d notice a theme with the young guys and call more timeouts when […]
Truly not the time to undue all that off-time from the quadriceps injury… The Clippers had achieved many wins without their superstar, but now they’re running out of gas. Even though he knows he’s in the wrong, the steadfastly mature #32 showed he still has some room to grow.
