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Dear ISIS, Ever heard that song, “Why Don’t You Get a Job?” by the Offspring? Apparently, not. Or you’d stop being such gay-ass ninjas. (For real, though: this is a very sad situation, and we respectfully send our hearts to those affected.) There’s nothing wrong with stepping up and helping the have-nots. While ISIS is […]
But unfort, like your gay-ass sport, your career will be ending very shortly. That’s it. YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY AMY SCHUMER! I once was sucked into this sport, but it’s not so – it’s too fast and violent unlike boxing to last. While seeing Holly & Ronda’s rematch will be really cool, […]
How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]
God bless them boys in Red and Blue. Personally, I’d be lost without this game. I talk the Eckhart Tolle talk, but I’m still working on the walk. Fortunately, when my two teams meet, I can drop back and be the spectator I’m supposed to be. In this Saturday afternoon affair, Los Angeles was still without […]
