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FUCK OFF LANDON DONOVAN

Hey you whiny little bitch: you didn’t make the team because you fucking suck. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH MADE PUSSY.

HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY FROM OUR AMAZING FINISH? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT BITCH.

Our coach is the reason we made it this far. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU GODDAMN SPOILED AMERICANS? STOP PRETENDING YOU LIKE SOCCER – YOU LIKE WINNING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO BEAT GHANA? HOW PHYSICAL THEY WERE? WE WERE IN THE GROUP OF DEATH.

Tying Portugal was extremely difficult, as they were one of the top teams in the whole tournament. Anyone who is disrespecting our achievement by making the final 16 clearly wasn’t watching with us. Losing 1-0 to Germany was so difficult.

Donovan didn’t deserve to make the team after sitting out for too long, and I definitely trust our coach’s judgement in this matter. This little faggot admitted he rooted against us in our preliminary matches. “I’ll be completely honest,” he told LA Times reporter Bill Plaschke. “Watching them play Azerbaijan, inside, part of me was thinking, I hope the game doesn’t go very well today.”

What a spoiled little bitch. Our coach had plenty of an aggressive approach, I was so impressed with the way this U.S. team played. After hearing Donovan speak, I now understand why a change was needed. FUCK YOU, LOSER. You are insane if you aren’t 100% proud of what we accomplished. That goes for ANYONE. ASSHOLES.

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9 Comments

  1. Young $narf Young $narf
    July 3, 2014    

    Ungrateful little bitches… go drink your Budweiser

  2. Young $narf Young $narf
    July 3, 2014    

    Simple fucking Americans: show up too late then cry when it’s over. You’re all fake and you deserve to die.

    • April 5, 2017    

      you’re such a cunt fuck and i hope your entire fucking family dies in a gigantic fucking fire you emotional lesbian. You’re the one that’s just upset that our america lost. you monkey shit piss fuck cunt face.

      • Young $narf Young $narf
        April 6, 2017    

        and who might you be?

      • Young $narf Young $narf
        April 6, 2017    

        how dare you drag my family into this you putrid little fuck I dare you to let me know who you are…

    • Young $narf hater Young $narf hater
      April 5, 2017    

      fucking pussy ass bitch fuck vagina shit bitch cunt fuck tit face twatwipe

  3. magpot magpot
    April 5, 2017    

    Still bitching nearly 3 years later, for real man?

    • Young $narf Young $narf
      April 6, 2017    

      omg… lol too funny I had to re-read the article because it’s so old… ha wow someone is a little upset, eh? hahaha

  4. Young $narf Young $narf
    April 6, 2017    

    well hater i know exactly where you are: http://www.ip-tracker.org/locator/ip-lookup.php?ip=66.37.35.230

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