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November 2013
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Library ‘O Snarf


We work our mother fucking asses off, tie the game up with 30 seconds left, but noooo – you don’t kick the extra point. YOU GET STUCK AND LOSE BY ONE POINT YOU GODDAMN FUCKING MORON FIRE YOURSELF

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1 Comment

  1. Young $narf Young $narf
    December 4, 2013    

    The classiest post by far

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