South Park has long had my back when no one else’s mind seemed to be on… There are pirates still? WTF?

I remember very well the debut of the Shakeweight. I sent my best buddy a text the first time I saw the commercial: A woman jacking off a weighted toy cock (only $30 + S&H) and shattering the unintentional comedy scale!! Like seriously, they’re getting it right in the face!! Then, low and behold… South Park, The ShakeWeight Episode… I thought so.

Here it comes!!