It truly is mind-blowing when, as a reporter, you simply beg people to understand the lies and corruption of President Donald Drumpf and get name-called and have it all thrown back in your face. Kill the messenger is right. This behavior from Drumpf is nothing new. This is how he rolls, Hitler style, with never […]
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Ship of Fools
Today, news broke that Attorney General Jeff Sessions lied under oath during his appointment confirmation about contact with Russia during the election. My dad makes a valiant case: if this was occurring during a Hillary Clinton administration, the “JAIL!” chants would be echoing throughout the United States. Not only (as I sit here in mini-victory […]
Sick O’ Dis Bull-Shiiiiit
You know what I spent the majority of last week doing? Overthrowing this moron in charge of my weed webcam site, and watching my Democratic Senators in Congress battle the same type of authoritarian moron trying to appoint his conflict of interest cabinet of corruption. Yeah, it’s one of those cool things about living in […]
Oval Office Cold Open – SNL
Melissa McCarthy Destroys Sean Spicer – SNL
A Fatal Relationship Dynamic (And How To Solve It) – Teal Swan
Where Have All the Gs Gone?
Y’all have become so fucking pussy! Do you even know how to make a decision? If so, how? I’m waiting… We pretend we know what’s going on, but we really don’t. So instead of admitting this, we pretend otherwise. Look, when you can’t make a decision, someone else will do it for you. I hoped […]
Six Years a Snarf
Six years ago today, I founded this site at halftime of the Super Bowl. I just hope it hasn’t been a waste of time. The only regular comment-er is my own dad. #2 my mom. My brother and my friends don’t even read these articles. Look, I’m not going to keep doing this just for […]
The World Today – Teal Swan
Dare to Give a Fuck
You know being a Hillary Clinton supporter (Still with Her!), being a Democrat, being anti-bully, racist, sexist, apparently comes with it’s price. By responding to injustice, you become the new target; by speaking up, you get laughed at; and when showing courage, you are put down and called a pussy. Unfortunately, this is our reality. […]
Vladimir Putin Cold Open – SNL
World’s Greatest
I see you, women all over the world: AND I AM WITH YOU. Yesterday, in our nation’s capital as well as cities worldwide (including every United State), women and some men marched not only against Donald Drumpf, but oppression and injustice everywhere. They lit my fire like never before. My own mom was in attendance, […]
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
The Greatness of BTV
SO, several months back, in the middle of the night, I stumble across this crazy chat room called, “Bongfather.” Myself, stoned and several drinks deep, was severely intrigued. Over the next few hours, two OGs (Raccoon, iommi) taught me about this long-standing stoner chat room for snarfs just like me. Each and every […]
One Last Time
What a ride it’s been, Barack Obama. From your 2008 victory while I was a junior in Ann Arbor to tonight’s speech in Chicago, you have turned this country around 180 degrees. In case anyone has forgotten, the United States was the laughing stock of the world, letting George Bush “Jr.” win back-to-back elections but […]
Meryl Streep Crushes Bully Drumpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlrcanqfnAQ
Merry Christmas, World!
What a year it’s been. I encourage all to share this fine spirited holiday with their families and loved ones, reflecting on all there is to be grateful for. We honored Peyton Manning and his final ride to Super Bowl 50 glory; LeBron James & the Chicago Cubs, both down 3-1, ended horrific droughts to […]
Democrats Laying Down to Die?
First of all, we’ve got them. If we just press this, public support will be in our favor. It’s a bit fucked, the Republican way of throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks, but in this case, we have the CIA and numerous intelligence outlets backing us up. America is a strange country. […]