Williams took down Maria Sharapova (6-3), (7-6) to win the first major championship of the tennis season. It is her sixth Australian Open title. Serena dominated the opening set, breaking the poor tiny twig of a white girl three times. That serve. Sharapova did battle back in the second set, though, and neither woman could break […]
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Andy Murray into Australian Open Final
Murray took down Tomas Berdych in four sets to win the semi-final match. There was some bad blood in the air already, for Andy’s old coach is now with Berdych. The first set was a battle that ended in a tiebreaker. Berdych ultimately won, then talked some shit to my boy as they crossed at […]
Andy Murray Rolling Down Under
While Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer both made early Australian Open exits, Andy Murray is playing some of his best tennis. Murray just made it into the Semis after beating his Quarterfinal opponent in straight sets. Our boy probably needed a year to come down after the incredible high of winning Wimbledon. I think this is a […]
Everything That’s Wrong with Sports
‘I heard her take her last breath and I knew she was gone,’ says sister of woman shot at Iron Bowl party in Hoover | AL.com. I watched the Lions game today, and afterwards, as my dad tried to give me a hug, I was trying to stay mad at losing. We have to grow up. […]
How Stupid Are You, America?
Let’s just bring George Bush back – it’s your own fault ungrateful Democrats for not sticking by Obama. Jesus fucking Christ politics are FUCKED.
Manny Pacquiao Needs to Look in the Mirror
Manny Pacquiao says Floyd Mayweather Jr. ‘should fear God’ – ESPN. Dude, you cheated on your wife and only ran to god because you were a steroid-taking alcoholic. Here’s what Mayweather had to say: ….Miss Pac Man is broke and desperate for a pay day. Your Pay-Per-View numbers are a joke. 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qmhOBvibG5 — Floyd […]
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David Price Tosses One-Hitter in Return to Tampa
…and he has to take the loss! C’mon, Tiger bats!! Detroit squandered the gem of a performance, failing to score for Price in nine innings. A first inning error put a Ray on base, who scored on a triple to the wall that Torii Hunter seemed too lackadaisical on. After that, our boy Price did […]
Germany Hoists World Cup
Hell of a ride, Brazil.
Argentina “Shoots” Past Netherlands into World Cup Final
Both defenses stayed knotted for 90 minutes, and that 0-0 score held through extra time as well. It came down to the dreaded yet exhilarating penalty kicks. Five apiece. The game began with a tremendous block from the Argentinian goal keeper, firing everyone up. Lionel Messi, one of the world’s superstars, stepped up next and […]
Germans Finally Win a War
WATCH Brazil 1-7 Germany: Match Highlights [VIDEO]; Germans Stun Brazilians | World Soccer Talk. Just brilliant commentary – “but he wouldn’t fancy getting back, would he?”
FUCK OFF LANDON DONOVAN
Hey you whiny little bitch: you didn’t make the team because you fucking suck. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH MADE PUSSY. HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY FROM OUR AMAZING FINISH? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT BITCH. Our coach is the reason we made it this far. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU GODDAMN SPOILED […]
Helluva Run, Boys
I’ve never felt as involved in a World Cup. The presence of a real team with a good coach gave us hope like we’ve never before experienced as American soccer fans. Thank you. I will enjoy the rest of the World Cup. The stage has made me feel a little smaller, for more a part of a bigger […]
Brazil Defends Homefield in Shootout Over Chile
Chile tied it at one in the first half and that’s where it stayed – through extra periods and on to a shootout. Both teams were tremendously exciting, matched by the class of announcing, the English. Many shots just missed through some real nerves with Brazil’s home crowd behind them. These stakes have to be […]
USA Advances to World Cup 16
Group of death With a 1-0 loss to Germany, the United States stayed close enough to beat Portugal for second place in Group G at the World Cup. We beat Ghana 2-1 and tied Portugal, and they beat Ghana 2-1 as well today. However, their 4-0 loss to the Germans sealed our ticket.
Michelle Wie Wins U.S. Open
A name. Whoa. An actual name in women’s golf. I can’t name any others. This is the first women’s golf post ever. Wie is like Tiger Woods – anytime the minority beats the all-white club, it’s on. It’s interesting. For once.
USA Ties Portugal 2-2
There were two sides to this game: Side A) USA trailed 1-0 for essentially the entire opening half B) Portugal trailed 2-1 heading into the extended injury time Side “A” felt like we were on the brink, and “B” really felt like we had it won. If not for a last-second goal to tie it, […]
U.S. 2, Ghana 1
Take that you dirty snarfs!