by Snarfington & Snarf Fox
Hosted by Indianapolis, 2012
1. What will T-Brady’s braids look like? I’m bi-curious.
2. Does that tall TE Gronk Sauce play, and is it via boot? *Reported that he will start
3. Who will win?
– For the Patriots, a loss looks pretty pussy, but a Win isn’t too impressive, either. This IS a tough NYG team, but they already blew it in ’07. Ironically, it’s a rematch they can’t win.
– For NY: An Eli Dynasty is brewing. Without a victory, no one remembers them, except in ’07.
4. Will Ochocinco be involved? God New England/Bill B. is weird.
Ode to Ocho: Beyoncé – Irreplaceable
5. How G will Young Eli keep it? Potential to tie a knot on a year of proving himself (4th Q), especially backing up that he’s in Brady’s class.
6. Patriot offense vs. Giants Defensive Line. Pierre-Paul? They might light it up; Brady may/may have not set an NFL passing record this year. Or, NY might sack the shit out of Brady – I’m predicting no more than 2 Touchdowns for the Patriot offense.
7. How successful will the Patriots gay TE thing be?
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8. Coin toss: Tails never fails.