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Grand Rapids, Michigan

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




THAT’S HOW THAT’S DONE

LIONS TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. Yeah, we led 21-3 – yeah, our lack of a secondary allowed it to eventually be tied at 28 – but General Stafford would not be denied nor stopped, upending the opposition with a last second drive that gave our bum kicker a redemption song. Stafford switched it up brilliantly […]

Fellow Lions Bid Farewell

When I signed with the Detroit Lions I met a young man by the name of Calvin Johnson Jr…a humble superstar who spoke with his actions not his words. After watching him during our first practice together I knew I was going to be witness to something very special. In the 4 years I was […]

Statement from Calvin Johnson

Statement from Calvin Johnson

“And finally, to the fans of Detroit and Michigan. I so appreciated your passionate support over the years and truly enjoyed playing for you. I loved playing in Detroit and will forever be a Lion. My biggest regret is that I wasn’t able to help give our fans a championship. But I do believe the […]

Adios, GOAT

So, Indianapolis… how’s my ass taste? That’s right, I’m riding off… on top. Beat pretty boy Tom Brady twice (ney – 3 times) to reach 3 of my 4 Super Bowls… crowning myself in the finale. Look, Manning won’t ever talk that much shit, so I will for him… My childhood idol not for some […]

Just Enjoy the Parade

I was getting really sick of people wasting our time after Peyton finally just won his Super Bowl… people will do anything to try and bring a G down – they pop out of the woodwork when you win, no where to be seen before! This idiotic Denver Post writer went way to far, so […]

Dear Megatron,

I think we still have some unfinished business. Take your time to let your body heal and make a clear-headed conscious choice. I respect how brutal a game it is, but you and Matthew Stafford are the dream team. I’d be hard pressed not to at least give it one more shot. Martha Ford is […]

Peyton and the Denver Broncos Ride High

With stellar defense from start to finish (and a sheriff under center), the underdog Denver Broncos completed the dream season with a 24-10 victory on Super Bowl Sunday. Lady Gaga clearly rattled Carolina with her sexiness, broadcasting one helluva national anthem to boot. They elected, despite being a high-scoring, 1st half team, to kickoff after […]

Back to the Super Bowl

The Denver Broncos resiliently cashed in their check to Super Bowl 50 by beating the cheating, evil New England Patriots 20-18 in the AFC Championship. We came out crushing their weak-ass. The defense wasn’t letting them put any drives together, and Peyton Manning took the offense down on their opening possession for the TD. He […]

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