Michigan State survived to the second round of 32 today, beating Georgia 70-63. Each time the Doggs fouled Denzel Valentine at the end, he hit his FTs. 6-6. Here are the upsets (and notable scores) thus far: Cincinnati 66, Purdue 65 OT – The Boilermakers let the Bearcats go the length of the court in […]
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Valiant Spartan Performance
I’ve changed my mind… And like Superman emerging from the phone booth… HIS INNER SPARTAN HAS RETURNED. Since I literally have nothing for my Maize and Blue to cheer for, let’s dance. I was impressed with the effort, and I know what it’s like to lose in overtime. It might be the best lesson you […]
Sorry, Michigan
Heartbreaking choice by the NIT after all that. I don’t know if I could say I even care about the NCAAs. Go State, but honestly…
Big Ten Tourney Semifinal
Maryland vs Michigan St. Today, 3:25 PM on CBS United Center, Chicago, Illinois Michigan State Spartans (22-10) @ Maryland Terrapins (27-5) All times are in Eastern Time via Google Search. GO MSU!
Commendable Season, Blue
You fought hard against the Badgers, taking an early lead then tying it in the second half at both the ten minute and five minute marks. We didn’t have Walton, but you still gave it your all. Well done, Michigan.
Michigan Moves On
Gritty performance in the second round of the Big Ten Tournament. Aubrey Dawkins continues to play strong defense, stepping up his game as this season finishes. Spike and Irvin also contributed double-figures. The Wolverines stormed out to a big lead in the United Center against Illinois. Coming into this match-up, they’d made it rain, so […]
Spartans & Wolverines Close Strong
It was obviously a tough season for the boys in Blue, losing so many starters due to injury or the NBA. And even though I just destroyed Draymond, it really is just because he’s fucking with my heart and soul, the Clippers. I still love State. And you gotta love that they stuck it to […]
Wolverines Jump Out, Bring Down Buckeyes
Tremendous effort by Michigan to come out strong at home. They used a 20-point first half lead to hold on and beat Ohio State, never trailing. It’s been a tough season filled with unfortunate departures in the off-season, then injuries to our two best players. Spike Albrecht deserves an award for keeping his team together with […]
Michigan Nearly Upsets Illinois
It’s a rough stretch for the Wolverines right now. Without their top two players and the three who departed for the pros, there’s really only Spike Albrecht above the Sophomore level. Everyone else is primarily a Freshman for John Beilein. Nonetheless, we went into Illinois and took it to them. After leading 22-20 at halftime, […]
Michigan Takes Care of Nebraska
The Wolverines had a couple of tough overtime losses in the last two weeks, one to Wisconsin and one to Michigan State. However, they came back to force the extra period in both despite trailing in the waning minutes. Without Derrick Walton or Caris LeVert (our top two players), it was inspiring to see the […]
Michigan Survives Northwestern for BIG Big Ten Win
“BIG” But seriously – it was a close one. Michigan improves to 4-2 in the Big Ten after winning 56-54. With all these new teams trying to snarf us (*cough* Maryland), it’ll be even more bull shit to overcome. An 18-0 run in the first half gave the Wolverines an early edge at Crisler. You […]
George Blaha Calls Final Minute of MSU
BEST GAME OF ALL TIME
Michigan State stunned the Baylor Bears with an improbable comeback that will stand the test of time AS THE BEST GAME (maybe) OF ALL TIME. The Spartans scored first with a dominant rushing attack. Then, the Gay Bears showed their deep ball, a trend you’d better get used to. Michigan State went up 14-7, then […]
Please, Bring This MotherFucker Down
This is Jameis Winston’s actual statement from Florida State’s hearing earlier this week on the matter: Rape is a vicious crime. The only thing as vicious as rape is falsely accusing someone of rape. (Pin drop.) Winston goes on to whine and cry about how his life has been so hard since being accused. You know, staying […]
Michigan Hangs on at the Buzzer!
I turned on the TV looking for the Pistons game only to find myself center stage with the Wolverines and Syracuse, 20 seconds left, Michigan up by one. Inbounding. Here we go! After getting the ball to Derrick Walton, Jr., he went to the free throw line on a one-and-one. Walton hit the front of […]
O-Verrated
Both Michigan & Michigan State had the Luckeyes in the first half, and a poor close to the second quarter by each team fed the false bravado that is Ohio State. Our defense shut them down, leading 14-7 with their only score on an interception. It’s like everyone let’s them get it their heads. Are […]
Michigan Robbed
Exhibit A) Michigan emphatically scooped up a Maryland punt AND TOOK IT TO THE HO– USE – only to have it called back on a weak penalty. We would not score on the drive. B) Maryland makes a field goal, only to have their kicker flop to the ground on innocent contact. The kicker was […]
Michigan Holds Off Northwestern
It was not like the Ohio State-Michigan State shootout. Instead, the score was 0-0 at halftime. The Wolverines turned it over twice in the Wildcats red zone, then had a field goal blocked right before the half. Their defense, however, maintained, and our running game was active. Good signs. Back De’Veon Smith rushed for the […]