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Month: December 2014
Detroit won their 3rd in a row after defeating Stan Van’s old team in Orlando. We shot the lights out once again, our third consecutive game making at least ten from downtown. Leading the way: Jodie Meeks, who went 9/11 including six for six in the second quarter. Joe Dumars holds the Pistons record for […]
The Red Wings made it back-to-back wins Saturday, taking down the Ottawa Senators 3-2 in overtime. Jimmy Howard stopped 31 shots in his return to the net. Gustav Nyquist drained the game-winning shot with under a minute left. Detroit beat Buffalo 6-3 before the Christmas break. Petr “Griffin” had been filling in admirable for Howard, […]
This has gone far enough. You are fucking the living shit out of us with tainted replays – stop fucking us with crucial games on the line. COME ON *This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen – there is no proof that Suh did anything wrong. I was listening to Brian Billick talk […]
Maybe we all had some nerves to start – who can blame a snarf? We were damn excited for the shot at the division, which truly belongs to us. Some tackling was sloppy initially, but we stuffed Green Bay on seven tries at the goal line to begin the game. It was the dominant display of […]
The Pistons trailed by double digits after one period, then went on to dominate the next three frames. We lived by the long ball this time, making 17/31 while the Cavs missed almost all of theirs. Brandon Jennings led the scoring with Andre Drummond second, where he also snagged 17 boards and swatted five. That’s […]
Don’t trade us, Stan Van! Greg Monroe went 7/11 – feed the Moose more. He also snagged 15 rebounds – keep him on the court. And Andre Drummond, at all times. Sorry, Josh Smith. We are loco.
It looks like the show will go on. The Interview will play at selected independent theaters on Christmas Day after all. YES! You think W even knows how to work his On Demand Menu yet?
David Morian, 23 of Grand Blanc, Michigan, went the distance this summer. “Morian tattooed the Vince Lombardi Trophy and the Detroit Lions logo on the inside of his left calf during the “Dave and Chuck The Freak Morning Show” on Detroit radio station WRIF this summer. “It’s been an experience, I guess,” Morian told ESPN.com […]
NDamukong Suh, Megatron, and Glover Quinn were all named to this season’s Pro Bowl – a huge snub for several Lions. 1. DeAndre Levy, linebacker “With all respect to Ndamukong Suh, Levy is the heart and soul of the Lions’ defense. He’s one of the smartest players in the league, seemingly knowing what play the […]
Detroit simply dominated a game they’d end up barely winning. Our defense completely held the Bears in check. “Dark eyes” Clausen looked like every bit the spoiled brat. The Lions featured Reggie Bush on their opening touchdown drive. Bush made a huge play on a 4th down then rushed for a score on the next […]
“President Barack Obama said Friday that Sony should not have pulled “The Interview” after a North Korean hacking, and he pledged to answer the attack. “We will respond,” he told reporters. “Sony’s a corporation. It suffered significant damage, there were threats against its employees,” Obama said at his annual year-end news conference from the White […]
You came in when we needed you most, mid-George W. Bush. What would we have done without your humor in such times of lunacy? Now that we’ve finally elected a black president, we can only hope we’ll be safe without you. Thanks, G.