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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf  is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

BASEketball Opening Scene

Truer now than ever. Players in the NFL celebrate after every single tackle, tearing their ACLs along the way. NBA benches stand up like every three-pointer will win them their division. They continue to beat up the fastest and most skilled hockey players. Yet, as they say at the end, it is still a worthy […]

Bull’s-Eye

Bull’s-Eye

Cheating is Wrong – Video Clips – South Park Studios. Timmy: [points to Timmy] Timmih! Jimmy: [thinks a moment] Oh my God. You, you’re right, Timmy. You’re totally right. [walks up to the mic and begins talking] Everyone, can I have your attention, please? [everyone falls silent] I’m afraid I have to give back my medal. The truth is, I haven’t […]

I’m Just Doing My Thing

Shout out to South Park – people think because you go through life thinking you won’t get shit on, South Park is sick of their own show (and the 2 part Stan/shit series means they’re bored)… naw, “South Park is our thing… we had fun doing the episode” GET OVER IT.

Pay College Kids

Here’s why: injury. Mateen Cleaves. The 2 real sports, NCAAB and NCAAF generate a production right on par with NBA, NFL, MLB… this deserves recognition financially. Colleges are hoarding product profit and gate sales while YOU play and risk EVERYTHING. Watch South Park.

Shakeweight

Shakeweight

South Park has long had my back when no one else’s mind seemed to be on… There are pirates still? WTF? I remember very well the debut of the Shakeweight. I sent my best buddy a text the first time I saw the commercial: A woman jacking off a weighted toy cock (only $30 + […]

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