Snarf (snärf): A humorous occurrence and/or person, specifically one relating to the world of sport


November 2015
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The Library of Snarf

Shame on Michigan & Other States Denying Entrance

“The Council on American-Islamic Relations said Monday, “Defeating ISIS involves projecting American ideals to the world. Governors who reject those fleeing war and persecution abandon our ideals and instead project our fears to the world.” Source: Syrian refugees not welcome in 27 U.S. states – This is classic fear > love; at the end […]

There Was a Bombing in Beirut?

“When my people died, no country bothered to light up its landmarks in the colors of their flag,” Elie Fares, a Lebanese doctor, wrote on his blog. “When my people died, they did not send the world into mourning. Their death was but an irrelevant fleck along the international news cycle, something that happens in […]

John Oliver Dives into Paris Attacks 

Actin’ a Fool

GOAT BAHTLES Through Injuries to Set All-Time Passing Yards

GOAT BAHTLES Through Injuries to Set All-Time Passing Yards

Classic Goat.

Come Home, Pistons

Fuck Cali.

Lions Refuse to Lose

Admit me: Just like Ronda R., no one expected Detroit to enter Lambeau Field and leave with the victory. Call us “Amy Schumer,” cause we knocked those mother fuckers out! Due to the plethora of weekend action, I woke up late in this affair, Lions leading 12-3. Credit our defense for keeping Green Bay in […]

Tragedy in Paris

Dear ISIS, Ever heard that song, “Why Don’t You Get a Job?” by the Offspring? Apparently, not. Or you’d stop being such gay-ass ninjas. (For real, though: this is a very sad situation, and we respectfully send our hearts to those affected.) There’s nothing wrong with stepping up and helping the have-nots. While ISIS is […]

We Will Miss You, Ronda Rousey

We Will Miss You, Ronda Rousey

But unfort, like your gay-ass sport, your career will be ending very shortly. That’s it. YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY AMY SCHUMER! I once was sucked into this sport, but it’s not so – it’s too fast and violent unlike boxing to last. While seeing Holly & Ronda’s rematch will be really cool, […]

Michigan Overcomes All Odds

How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]

Clippers + Pistons = Holiday Season

Clippers + Pistons = Holiday Season

God bless them boys in Red and Blue. Personally, I’d be lost without this game. I talk the Eckhart Tolle talk, but I’m still working on the walk. Fortunately, when my two teams meet, I can drop back and be the spectator I’m supposed to be. In this Saturday afternoon affair, Los Angeles was still without […]

Bryan Adams – Summer of 69 

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