Snarf (snärf): A humorous occurrence and/or person, specifically one relating to the world of sport

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The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon, in varying degrees of print/video length, engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough.

We'd love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you'd just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure -- head on over to (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Hozier – Take Me To Church

Fuck Tom Brady

[Richard] Sherman said Wednesday that Brady’s image doesn’t necessarily match reality. “I think people somehow get a skewed view of Tom Brady,” Sherman said. “That he’s just a clean-cut guy that does everything right and never says a bad word to anyone. We know him to be otherwise. “In that moment of him being himself, […]

Pistons Hang on Like Red Wings

Just like their inner-city counterpart, the Pistons held a big lead in the third before almost blowing it. (The Red Wings gave up a three goal lead before winning in a shootout.) Detroit came out on fire. Brandon Jennings assisted our first five field goals, and we scored 35 in the first quarter. Despite losing Andre […]

President Obama Ad Libs Epic Burn Against GOP During State of the Union


Live Your Life ~ T.I Ft. Rihanna

Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars

Red Wings Race to Four Goals, Finish Wild in Shootout

Oldschool and I turned her on up 2-1 after one period of play. Minnesota represents a team from our past, a former Western Conference foe. A Grand Rapids Griffin scored his first career goal to put us on the board. Teemu Pulkkinen looks like Happy Gilmore with his wicked slapshot. Unfortunately, his youth put him in […]

Honoring the Doctor

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day, snarfs! You can see we believe in the King’s words, his quote is displayed on our front page every single day. In an era where we are letting those entrusted to protect us kill us, I encourage everyone to remember how powerful the nonviolent resistance of the 60’s was. […]

Suck It, Rodgers

Enjoy the night with your fellow losington Colts, bitch!

Henrik Hat Tricks Buffalo

If you had seen last night’s game, Detroit took a 3-0 lead in the first period, forcing a goalie change from the Predators. Tonight, it was deja vu – our opponent, the Sabres, scored three goals on their first seven shots to force Petr “Griffin” out. To Mrazek’s credit, he’s evolving faster than he was […]

Michigan Survives Northwestern for BIG Big Ten Win

“BIG” But seriously – it was a close one. Michigan improves to 4-2 in the Big Ten after winning 56-54. With all these new teams trying to snarf us (*cough* Maryland), it’ll be even more bull shit to overcome. An 18-0 run in the first half gave the Wolverines an early edge at Crisler. You […]

Clippers Bounce Back in Sacramento

After falling last night to the gay-ass Cavaliers, Los Angeles looked to avenge their loss on the road. Blake Griffin scored 10 points in the first to help us stay even after one quarter. It would also stay tied at halftime, 52-52. Matt Barnes scored 11 in the second. It was a Clippers graveyard out there. […]

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El Librario

Grand Rapids, MI

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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