Posts in category Tales from the Snarf
Clarifying Urban Legends
Etymology
The word meaning “bundle of sticks” is ultimately derived, via Old French, Italian and Vulgar Latin, from Latin fascis (also the origin of the word fascism).[6] The origins of the word as an offensive epithet for homosexuals are rather obscure, although the word has been used in English since the late 16th century as an [...]
Slaughter to the Lambs
Exhibit #1
Red Wings 1, Ducks 2
Exhibit #2
Tigers lose to Twins
Exhibit #3
Clippers choke at home to face elimination
Fuck.
We still on, though.
TIGERS NEXT GAME IS VS. HOUSTON?
RED WINGS/DUCKS GAME TWO – just need one in the Pond, anyways – Thursday at 10:00 PM ET.
CLIPPERS will play when the Red Wings aren’t this time on F [...]
Shout In
This term has been coined to mean the opposite of a “Shout Out.”
We are instead bring up a person to shout in about them and discuss their gayness.
Today’s Shout In
Adobe Flash Ads
The most consistently annoying?
Any time an ad secretly pops up, it usually them.
Bastards!
Al Michaels Drunk Drivin’
Michaels was pulled over at about 9:30 p.m. Friday after officers manning a DUI checkpoint witnessed him make an illegal U-turn, Santa Monica police Sgt. Richard Lewis said.
via Al Michaels of NBC arrested for alleged DUI in California – ESPN.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? NO!
I just love that he tried to do a U-turn.
Snarf – Definition and More fro...
: 3scoff 1 <snarfed down some pizza>
via Snarf – Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary.
People assume I copied “snarf” from Thundercats, when in fact, I had never seen the show when my buddies and I would throw around the word in college. While very high, along with Wizard.
This is how I came to [...]
Basketball Diaries – Yahoo! Voi...
Basketball Diaries – Yahoo! Voices – voices.yahoo.com.
Michigan Makes CCHA Semis
U of M plays at 4:30 PM tomorrow – support our Blue!
(UPDATE: This was not the Frozen Four, just the conference tournament. $narf regrets the error.)
BUT WE STILL WON!
Ambassador Worm
Dennis Rodman — North Koreas Kim Jong Un wants Barack Obama to call
Yeah.
C’mon, Barack, call him.
It’s just Kim Jong Un.
Someone Should Have Told Romney
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Google Stalks a Snarf
Everywhere I go now, pogo.com is trying to get me to sign up for Club Pogo because I’m slightly addicted to playing monopoly.
Creepy.
Why not have my webcam watch me wack off? Where are the porn ads????
That they’re trying to spy on us through our “DVR” was the first sign.
http://thesportingsnarf.com/2012/12/13/1984/
N [...]
Clippers, Pistons, Red Wings
Clippers 96, Trail Blazers 83
Pistons 104, Magic 102
Blackhawks 2, Red Wings 1 (OT)
The Wings get a point for an overtime loss, so every snarf team in action did well last night!
Los Angeles Clippers December 2012
DECEMBER
OPPONENT
RESULT
W-L
HI POINTS
HI REBOUNDS
HI ASSISTS
Sat, Dec 1
vs
Sacramento
W
116-81
10-6
Thornton20
Thompson 12
Crawford 6
Mon, Dec 3
@
Utah
W
105-104
11-6
Griffin 30
Griffin 11
Williams12
Wed, Dec 5
vs
Dallas
W
112-90
12-6
Crawford 20
Griffin 13
Paul 13
Sat, Dec 8
vs
Phoenix
W
117-99
[...]
WTF Was in the New Year’s Water...
Down go Michigan’s Bowl Game & The Clippers 17-Game Win Streak….
Fuck!
1984??
So if you’re watching with a pet, they can show you pet products
This is outrageously creepy.
Grand Rapids voters decriminalize mar...
Mr. Forsyth is the same person who claimed the sky would fall if the law regulating carry permits for concealed weapons was relaxed and even he admitted he was wrong on that one. Marijuana is as common as restaurant condiments and the people have expressed their approval of decriminalization. The Michigan Attorney General, Bill Schuette, and [...]
Fergie
The body of Princess Leia…
with the head of Jabba the Hutt.
Get it.
BREAKING NEWS: Lakers Fire Coach Mike...
With a 1-4 record, the Lakers pressed the panic button today.
FIRE!
Sign of the Apocalypse
The executives presided over last year’s Tustin Junior Pee Wee Red Cobras, a team of mainly 10- and 11-year-olds.
The Orange County Register says a group of parents alleges that head coach Darren Crawford and an assistant coach offered players cash for getting big hits and for knocking rivals out of playoff games last season. One player [...]
What’s New in China?
“Prison bosses made more money forcing inmates to play games than they do forcing people to do manual labor,” said Liu, who claimed 300 prisoners were forced to play video games on 12-hour shifts at the Jixi labor camp in Heilongjiang province.
Prison officials bragged about netting between $770 and $940 per day, said Liu, who was [...]
