Has anyone else fancied a glance at the show on Discovery?
Scientists have evidence of fucking Mermaids.
Seriously.
These creatures seem to have evolved into human-fish. The footage is amazing:
Lol. I know this is ridiculous. But then again, it isn’t.
Christopher Columbus, the Vikings, and snarfs throughout history logged records of [...]
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Mermaids: What Aren’t They Tell...
Has anyone else fancied a glance at the show on Discovery?
Scientists have evidence of fucking Mermaids.
Seriously.
These creatures seem to have evolved into human-fish. The footage is amazing:
Lol. I know this is ridiculous. But then again, it isn’t.
Christopher Columbus, the Vikings, and snarfs throughout history logged records of [...]
Halftime Speech to My Clippers
Great second quarter.
There’s just one problem: the celebrating. You can’t curb raw emotion, but doing a dance every time a three-pointer is attempted is too douchey.
The douches don’t win. Ask Jim Harbaugh. Ask the 2010-11 Miami Heat. We are already really good on our own, we don’t have to show up our opponents.
Let&# [...]
Why Do Lots of People Think Time Isn&...
We perceive time by change. Memory is changes in your brain. Given a shuffled sequence of snapshots of the universe, your own state included, you would always perceive them in the ‘right’ order. So there does not appear to be any need for an actual passage of time. What does matter is that adjacent states exist with consistent rel [...]
College: Where You’re Forced to...
Heaven forbid not knowing… Little Boxes!
For Better or Worse
Mark it down that ESPN thinks Bears/Texans is a Super Bowl preview.
I don’t think so.
It’s Me Wiz
I’m named after pissing;
I needed Kanye West’s leftovers;
I don’t like blunts;
WTF?
One Last Facebook-Bash
Facebook turns people into objects… and you know it.
Today in Snarf
Caution against taking the game for granted.
Example: Detroit Tigers Fox Sports announcing team Mario/Rod love declaring runs before they happen. Today, “Big D” Delmon Young was at the plate, and Rod says something to the effect of “the Tigers will get another run or two here.”
Until it’s over, I’m not sayi [...]
UFC: For the 150th Time, WHO THE FUCK...
Just take off your diaper and admit that you’re gay.
Don’t Let This Be You
Leaving the Past
Try to confuse you, makin’ it hard to follow this:
capitalism and democracy are not synonymous
You swallow propaganda like a birth control pill
sellin’ your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
But that will never be me, cause I am leavin’ the past
like an abused wife with the kids, leavin’ your ass
Like a dr [...]
Wilfred 7/26
“The master understands that the universe is forever out of control.”
-Lao Tzu
Call of Douche
EVERYONE loves Call of Duty Modern Fagfare, except me.
When I see buildings being bombed and blown up, people (real humans, not Super Mario) being shot, bloodied, and killed – believe it or not – it’s too real for me.
I wasn’t born into an era of war let alone a country who experiences this (see: Syria), but I’m [...]
Does Anyone Else…
Hate it when snarfs force shit?
It’s like “natural” is a hippy stoner term.
Get real.
Where Lamebook Went Wrong
Facebook was introduced to me by an older friend when he was a freshman in college and I was a senior in high school. He said once I got a .edu e-mail from the college I’d attend, I could join. It was something to look forward to, and I couldn’t join until 2006 when I was accepted to Michigan. It was actually cool.
This was a nice [...]
TrueHoop Blog – G Quote
You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
– Kahlil Gibran, in the poem “On children”
via Doc Rivers’ pro-grade parenting – TrueHoop Blog – ESPN.
Move Forward
Or you’re moving backwards. Or Stand still.
Too Much Jesus?
This is forserious, G’s.
Please, weigh in on how the God Squad makes you feel, for good or bad.
I’m talking about Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin, and the kid on Sports Illustrated. I’ve been to my share of church, however, to make it your everything… kind of creepy. It’s too much for Young $narf.
I think it is encouraging [...]
Step-1 Snarfs
Say anything they want and commit a logical fallacy. Getting away with logical fallacies is standard. Don’t let them drain you.
Snarfs: Don’t Forget to Snarf
Just sayin’
