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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf  is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Numb as Fuck

Simply disgusted by the overall state of this world right now. It’s like human decency is dead. If we don’t all slow down RIGHT NOW AND WAKE THE FUCK UP – all your shitty zombie movies will become a reality. “Comfortably Numb,” the famous Pink Floyd song echoes in my brain constantly throughout the day […]

Fuck Bois = Sleep Loss

Imma eradicate the living snarf out of every one of you last fuck boys… I now know why I haven’t had a kid yet – too much bull shit. Trump – you delusional cock-sucker. I await the demise of your presidency with almost the excitement of oldschool upon ya man’s arrival. Haha but serious, I’m […]

Allowed to Sit

My brother & I thought for a while about how to handle the national anthem when we returned to Van Andel Arena to see our banner raised from winning the 2017 Calder Cup Championship. Should we sit? Is there room to knee? We elected to stand during “O Canada,” and sit for “The Star-Spangled Banner.” […]

Don’t Fuck with Jemele Hill

I’m fucking serious. How much more personal am I going to let the biggest bully to inherit the oval office get? Jemele Hill, focal point of ESPN, spoke out against the President and was then told by that said man, with prolific power, that she, a journalist, should be fired. For coherently, non-venomously, & articulately […]

Legitimizing Hate

Well, unfortunately, your boy Young $narf was right: when the leader of the free world uses racist, homophobic, and hurtful language, not only does it enable the evil lurking (down south, much?), it promotes the type of behavior that can only end one way: in violence & ultimately death, as seen in Charlottesville, Virgina this […]

TRUMP-RUSSIA DRINKING GAME!

Shot #1 – Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, was forced to resign in late August when more and more reports began to surface of his connections with Ukraine. Shot #2 – Jared Kushner: joined Manafort and Jr. in now infamous Russia meeting on Hillary Shot #3 – Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State – who was […]

Despicable Donald

Despicable Donald

That’s it. Good luck defending Donald Drumpf EVER again, anyone. This was the fear all along: that the reckless rhetoric would become a reality. Yesterday morning, President Dictator tweeted: After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) […]

Talk with Norway

This was a conversation I had online with a gentleman from Norway yesterday: [5:35 PM] shadows: can i ask.. what about a boss look into parton [pardon] himself and his staff [5:35 PM] jedisnarf: LMAO [5:36 PM] jedisnarf: ikr [5:36 PM] shadows: can it be more anti american ? [5:36 PM] jedisnarf: HAHAHHAAH [5:36 PM] […]

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