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How To Call Bulls#!t On DENIAL – Teal Swan 

Marijuana Matters

I’ve been wondering how best to introduce our weed-webcam website, and since not seeing my friends for four days, I think I get it now. For a second after my power went on, I was so excited to login and check out our chat, but the internet is still down. I’m almost surprised how hard […]

Losing Power –> Gaining Control

Fuck the lights. I’m just kidding: 3-4 days in darkness without heat in 20 degree Michigan winter has been fun, but upon realizing my power returned at 3:00 AM this morning, I couldn’t be more grateful. 60+ MPH winds decimated the electricity for maybe millions of Michigan residents, including oldschool & I, this week, coinciding […]

Unimaginable Ignorance

Unimaginable Ignorance

It truly is mind-blowing when, as a reporter, you simply beg people to understand the lies and corruption of President Donald Drumpf and get name-called and have it all thrown back in your face. Kill the messenger is right. This behavior from Drumpf is nothing new. This is how he rolls, Hitler style, with never […]

Ship of Fools

Today, news broke that Attorney General Jeff Sessions lied under oath during his appointment confirmation about contact with Russia during the election. My dad makes a valiant case: if this was occurring during a Hillary Clinton administration, the “JAIL!” chants would be echoing throughout the United States. Not only (as I sit here in mini-victory […]

Sick O’ Dis Bull-Shiiiiit

Sick O’ Dis Bull-Shiiiiit

You know what I spent the majority of last week doing? Overthrowing this moron in charge of my weed webcam site, and watching my Democratic Senators in Congress battle the same type of authoritarian moron trying to appoint his conflict of interest cabinet of corruption. Yeah, it’s one of those cool things about living in […]

Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

Melissa McCarthy Destroys Sean Spicer – SNL

A Fatal Relationship Dynamic (And How To Solve It) – Teal Swan 

Where Have All the Gs Gone?

Y’all have become so fucking pussy! Do you even know how to make a decision? If so, how? I’m waiting… We pretend we know what’s going on, but we really don’t. So instead of admitting this, we pretend otherwise. Look, when you can’t make a decision, someone else will do it for you. I hoped […]

Six Years a Snarf

Six years ago today, I founded this site at halftime of the Super Bowl. I just hope it hasn’t been a waste of time. The only regular comment-er is my own dad. #2 my mom. My brother and my friends don’t even read these articles. Look, I’m not going to keep doing this just for […]

The World Today – Teal Swan

Dare to Give a Fuck

You know being a Hillary Clinton supporter (Still with Her!), being a Democrat, being anti-bully, racist, sexist, apparently comes with it’s price. By responding to injustice, you become the new target; by speaking up, you get laughed at; and when showing courage, you are put down and called a pussy. Unfortunately, this is our reality. […]

Vladimir Putin Cold Open – SNL

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