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Returning Sports 2 Glory

Pavel Datsyuk. The Women’s U.S. Hockey Team. The NBA All-Star Game. The Super Bowl. All redeemed in 2018 – not to mention a plethora of recent past champs: our Grand Rapids Griffins winning the 2017 Calder Cup Championship, the Chicago Cubs & Houston Astros winning the last two World Series; LeBron hoisting Cleveland’s first trophy; […]

Final Night O’ Flood

Fuck thiiis!!! Learned a lot in the last week, though. I am going to marry my girl in Canada someday. Have a family. I reflected on the love I have for my chat, “Let’s Get High,” and the utter disdain I leave behind to the cowards at mmparty. YOU DARE FUCK WITH SOMETHING I LOVE […]

Numb as Fuck

Simply disgusted by the overall state of this world right now. It’s like human decency is dead. If we don’t all slow down RIGHT NOW AND WAKE THE FUCK UP – all your shitty zombie movies will become a reality. “Comfortably Numb,” the famous Pink Floyd song echoes in my brain constantly throughout the day […]

Fuck Bois = Sleep Loss

Imma eradicate the living snarf out of every one of you last fuck boys… I now know why I haven’t had a kid yet – too much bull shit. Trump – you delusional cock-sucker. I await the demise of your presidency with almost the excitement of oldschool upon ya man’s arrival. Haha but serious, I’m […]

Butters’ Dad Grounds Vladimir Putin

Allowed to Sit

My brother & I thought for a while about how to handle the national anthem when we returned to Van Andel Arena to see our banner raised from winning the 2017 Calder Cup Championship. Should we sit? Is there room to knee? We elected to stand during “O Canada,” and sit for “The Star-Spangled Banner.” […]

Eminem Spits the Truth at Donald Drumpf

We Will Not Stand for Trump

Don’t Fuck with Jemele Hill

I’m fucking serious. How much more personal am I going to let the biggest bully to inherit the oval office get? Jemele Hill, focal point of ESPN, spoke out against the President and was then told by that said man, with prolific power, that she, a journalist, should be fired. For coherently, non-venomously, & articulately […]

Sick of Being Insulted

Your boy is sitting there in his weed chat, trying to educate people on the way to prevent flooding, as we witness it going down in Houston, Texas. INSTANTLY, people are put off. How in the hell has this become the prevailing verdict in American and somewhat world culture? Where ignorance rules the day and […]

The Trump Resignation End-Game? | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann 

Legitimizing Hate

Well, unfortunately, your boy Young $narf was right: when the leader of the free world uses racist, homophobic, and hurtful language, not only does it enable the evil lurking (down south, much?), it promotes the type of behavior that can only end one way: in violence & ultimately death, as seen in Charlottesville, Virgina this […]

Kodak Black – Patty Cake [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]


Shot #1 – Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, was forced to resign in late August when more and more reports began to surface of his connections with Ukraine. Shot #2 – Jared Kushner: joined Manafort and Jr. in now infamous Russia meeting on Hillary Shot #3 – Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State – who was […]

Timeline of Russia-Drumpf (For the Haters!)

Timeline of Russia-Drumpf (For the Haters!)

It all started in the summer of 2016: May 3 – Trump is the presumptive nominee for the Republicans June 3 – “Publicist Rob Goldstone emails Trump Jr. about having a meeting to pass on damaging information about Hillary Clinton as ‘part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.’ Minutes later Jr. replied, […]

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