Posts in category Snarfs
Started as a Baby (Jon Lajoie)
Best lines:
If you were never a baby,
Well, you wouldn’t understand.
What about you, MC Vagina?
(When I was a baby, I didn’t even know that owning a lot of guns
Was the best thing you could do for safety.
When I was a baby, I was sooo stupid!)
Downtown Detroit Is Rockin’ Ton...
It was a special night in Motown.
Red Wings 2-0 F (3-1 series lead)
Jimmy Howard shuts out Chicago in Detroit.
*Snarf save of the game: Save off his right leg while going to his left!
Franzen clipped in the back on near-score by Red Wings, no call.
-Second time they’ve disrespected “The Mule”
*Big Play: On a breakaway by the [...]
Chris Paul All-NBA 1st Team
That’s our boy, Clippers!
Congrats, Paul, on an MVP-caliber season.
Magickal Products, Crystals, Tarot De...
www.TwinSoulsInc.com
In need of any new wands, wizards? This site is ran by a friend of mine trained in the finer art of magic.
I compared her prices to Amazon and other merchants, and she’s got the goods for the magic kingdom. This is her site’s thing, there are actually lower prices than pretty much anywhere else. I looked.
Give [...]
‘Tis Time
Today is the NBA Draft lottery.
The Pistons are #7 on the list of worst records with a 3.6% chance of actually obtaining the #1 pick. Usually, this is Clippers territory, so I feel right at home here.
The NBA Draft is an exciting time. Every team (even those Clippers) gets to perennially believe they will be good next season. You get to watc [...]
“The H” – Birdman, ...
The H
Birdman & Rick Ross
05/23/2013
via http://www.datpiff.com/Birdman-Rick-Ross-The-H-mixtape.489738.html.
Live By 4-3, Die By 4-3
It was a tale of two teams: today’s Tigers and Red Wings.
Alas, Mother’s Day could not be spoiled as the Detroit hockey team put the city on it’s back following a tough 4-3 Tigers home loss.
The Red Wings won the series 4-3 over the Douche Bag Ducks in Douchevile.
Operation Hockeytown, commence.
Hey It’s Me, the United Kingdom
Checking out the sporting snarf, snarfs? Muchas gracias, mis amigos!
Translation: I’ve been getting a ton of hits from London and all of the U.K. for about the last month.
Naturally, being the g’s that they are, they are with The Snarf.
I hope we are up to par, mates.
Up All Night? No Problem for Motown
Cue Bob Marley’s Redemption Song for Detroit’s Red Wings & Tigers.
It feels sooooo good to win in extra innings/overtime
Facebook Founder Supports Keystone XL...
Did we just hear that correctly?
Is the political group backed by Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg launching a seven-figure ad campaign that supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and building the risky Keystone XL tar sands pipeline?
This makes no sense, but it’s true. And there’s no way, as avid Facebook users, that we’re gonna [...]
Clarifying Urban Legends
Etymology
The word meaning “bundle of sticks” is ultimately derived, via Old French, Italian and Vulgar Latin, from Latin fascis (also the origin of the word fascism).[6] The origins of the word as an offensive epithet for homosexuals are rather obscure, although the word has been used in English since the late 16th century as an [...]
Slaughter to the Lambs
Exhibit #1
Red Wings 1, Ducks 2
Exhibit #2
Tigers lose to Twins
Exhibit #3
Clippers choke at home to face elimination
Fuck.
We still on, though.
TIGERS NEXT GAME IS VS. HOUSTON?
RED WINGS/DUCKS GAME TWO – just need one in the Pond, anyways – Thursday at 10:00 PM ET.
CLIPPERS will play when the Red Wings aren’t this time on F [...]
Shout In
This term has been coined to mean the opposite of a “Shout Out.”
We are instead bring up a person to shout in about them and discuss their gayness.
Today’s Shout In
Adobe Flash Ads
The most consistently annoying?
Any time an ad secretly pops up, it usually them.
Bastards!
Al Michaels Drunk Drivin’
Michaels was pulled over at about 9:30 p.m. Friday after officers manning a DUI checkpoint witnessed him make an illegal U-turn, Santa Monica police Sgt. Richard Lewis said.
via Al Michaels of NBC arrested for alleged DUI in California – ESPN.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? NO!
I just love that he tried to do a U-turn.
VOTE FOR BARRY SANDERS FOR THE MADDEN...
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/feature/madden25cover?ex_cid=google
Voting ends April 24th.
BARRY SANDERS VS. ADRIAN PETERSON
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ‘C...
The music video for Can’t Hold Us will premiere on Wednesday, April 17.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ debut full-length album, The Heist, is now available in stores and on iTunes.
via VIDEO : Music : ENSTARZ.
Oh, What a Night
7:30 PM ET = Detroit Pistons
8:00 = Los Angeles Clippers
8:30 = Detroit Red Wings
10:00 = Detroit Tigers
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NOTES
Pistons 59-53 half in Detroit
Start of Red Wings in Chicago
Clippers 24-25 end of o [...]
Snarf – Definition and More fro...
: 3scoff 1 <snarfed down some pizza>
via Snarf – Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary.
People assume I copied “snarf” from Thundercats, when in fact, I had never seen the show when my buddies and I would throw around the word in college. While very high, along with Wizard.
This is how I came to [...]
