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TheSportingSnarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

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The Crown Fits

Today in New York City we made history. The United States Women’s Soccer team became the first women’s team to ever be honored with a ticker-tape parade. And damn, did they deserve it. Not only did our girls dominate on the field, going ahead 4-0 and finishing with a 5-2 victory in the World Cup, but they […]

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American Women Triumph Germans

It was a 2-0 bloodbath in Montreal. The girls collided heads early on, literally spilling blood on the grass. It was a nasty, penalty-ridden win for the girls in Red, White, and Blue. And it will all be remembered by a missed German penalty kick. For the first time in the 30-year history of Germany […]

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Women’s World Cup

French Heartbreak -Led whole game -Dominated scoring chances -Tied on hand ball in 84th minute -Lost 5-4 in PKs   USA Beats China to Advance to Semis -Great defense limited Chinese scoring opps -Great Ball Handling -Headed in GWing goal, several decent chances -Can win World Cup with Spanky

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Women’s Soccer Wins Group

USA USA USA A 1-0 win over Nigeria clinched group D for the ladies of the Untied States. We won against Australia 3-1, but they still advance with a tie of Sweden (a top ranked favorite). The tie of Sweden pushed us to the top, eliminating the favorites along with U.S.A. in the group of […]

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FUCK OFF LANDON DONOVAN

Hey you whiny little bitch: you didn’t make the team because you fucking suck. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH MADE PUSSY. HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY FROM OUR AMAZING FINISH? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT BITCH. Our coach is the reason we made it this far. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU GODDAMN SPOILED […]

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Helluva Run, Boys

I’ve never felt as involved in a World Cup. The presence of a real team with a good coach gave us hope like we’ve never before experienced as American soccer fans. Thank you. I will enjoy the rest of the World Cup. The stage has made me feel a little smaller, for more a part of a bigger […]

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USA Ties Portugal 2-2

There were two sides to this game: Side A) USA trailed 1-0 for essentially the entire opening half B) Portugal trailed 2-1 heading into the extended injury time Side “A” felt like we were on the brink, and “B” really felt like we had it won. If not for a last-second goal to tie it, […]

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