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Griffins Even Conference Finals

Grand Rapids did their job, taking the split in Utica before they head back home. In his Griffins debut, Michigan freshman Dylan Larkin scored our first two goals. Amazing. Teaming up with Teemu is going to be one hell of a ride. The first score came on a Pulkkinen rebound that Larkin deposited into the […]

Prepare for Battle

Prepare for Battle

Burn in Hell, Babcock

Burn in hell.

Griffins in Western Conference Finals


Griffins Rocket OT Winner


Grand Rapids Griffins Up 2-0

Teemu Pulkysnark scored two goals in a 5-1 beatdown over dem Rockford boys. Grand Rapids successfully defended it’s home ice to take a commanding 2-0 lead in the best of seven series. Off to Illinois.

Griffins Ride Hat Trick

Grand Rapids beat Rockford 5-3 in the opening game at Van Andel Arena. And we can thank the electric Teemu Pulkkinen and his three goals. We scored two minutes into the game and rode a 1-0 lead into the second period. After they tied it, Pulkkinen scored twice in three minutes to make it 3-1 […]

Griffins Storm Back

Down two games to zero in a best of five, Grand Rapids rallied for three straight wins to move on. We got Marchenko back on defense from the Red Wings, plus Teemu Pulkkinen, the leading goal scorer in the AHL playoffs (six). He led the league in goals during the regular season despite splitting time in […]

Nothing You Can Do About That

I can’t believe I watched the referees ruin another playoff game. As Darren Oliver stated after one period of play, “the reffing was atrocious.” Despite outplaying Tampa Bay with many more shots on goal, it stayed 0-0 for two periods. Try sustaining momentum with one dirty team allowed to poke and prod and then the […]


AFTER ALL THE HORSE SHIT the Red Wings have took against their goalie, among all the dirtiness Tampa Bay produced, WE GET THE SUSPENSION? That was a perfectly clean hit by Niklas Kronwall. This is a travesty, especially with the way they’ve been acting, undercutting Petr Mrazek’s legs. It was a good hit,” Babcock said. […]

Tale of Two Halves

It’s too bad Detroit dug themselves an early hole, otherwise we’d be celebrating in the Motor City. For now, we’ll wait ’til game seven. We trailed 3-0 after 30 minutes of play, then essentially worked a 2-0 score in our favor the rest of the way. Tampa changed nothing, meaning they stayed dirty once again. […]

Red Wings Blank Lightning for 3-2 Series Lead

Suck a big fat one you dirty ass mother fuckers! Detroit did not lose their composure after a late loss in game four. Instead, they battled Tampa Bay for sixty minutes AND WON. It ’twas 4-0 in the end.

Regroup, Red Wings

My Clippers are in the same boat, and I’m captaining it straight to the second round. Hop in.

Red Wings Claim Game Three

Justin Abdelkader returned from injury just in the nick of time, helping Detroit fight off some dirty play. You wouldn’t guess Stevie Y’s team would be so gay. But, they are. At one point in the third period, they took Petr Mrazek out from under his skates with a slash, and Abdelkader had seen enough. […]

Tough Day for Detroit

Rest up boys. Listen to and relax. Have a nice night.


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