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We made two separate trades, one with New Jersey and one with Dallas. #1) Erik Cole, Stars: acquired the veteran forward for two prospects and a second-round pick #2) Marek Zidlicky, Devils: added the offensive minded 38-year-old defenseman for a third-round pick.
That’s about as good of a road trip as you’ll see in professional sports. Detroit beat Nashville 4-3 to go 4-1-1, losing their lone game 1-0 on the second night of a back-to-back. Jonas Gustavsson got the start in goal. He suffered the losing end of that near-shutout and looked strong today as well. Gus […]
I told you snarfs do not fuck with us – I hope you snarfs do not fuck with us, whoa! My adapted rap lyrics are tonight’s main point: don’t mess with Detroit. San Jose did just that, flipping Brennan Smith onto his back by taking his skates out from under him. It was a 2-2 […]
It was a back-to-back for the Red Wings, and we couldn’t muster any goals. However, a bright spot from the 1-0 game was Jonas Gustavsson. In his first game back since November 5th, he stopped 26 shots. Don’t forget how much Petr Griffin helped us. Jimmy Howard and Gus, nice to have you healthy. We […]
In the midst of a six-game west coast road trip, the Red Wings haven’t lost in regulation yet. They are halfway through, winning two and losing one in a shootout. The shootout came in Anaheim Monday night. Pavel Datsyuk broke open a scoreless game in the second period with an unassisted goal. He stole the puck […]
Dallas set the tone in their own arena by fucking with us from the jump. We were prodded into a fight via Jonathon Ericsson in the first period. Ericsson put the snarf in his place. Apparently, the Stars have one speed: douche. They scored first on a cheap goal. It was answered before the first […]
Jimmy Howard went into the United Center with some Detroit bricks and put up a wall. Howard faced an onslaught of Blackhawk pucks in our opening period. We killed two power plays and finally got some scoring chances as the first ended. Chicago had all this early energy, but they seemed to shoot their wad. […]
In just his second game since returning from injury, our Olympic goalie stopped 27 of 28 shots en route to a tragic 1-0 loss at Joe Louis Arena. We will try and channel the swag of our Red Wings and move on. The lone goal was extremely unlucky. It came in the final three minutes […]
Fuck the Spurs. They always take advantage when a playa is down – whether it was their original shortened season title, fouling Andre at the end of the half, or winning the last game before break when everyone’s tired. Stan Van didn’t blame our players, either. This completes a brutal seven o’ clock time slot where the […]
Who even knew Phoenix was now AZ? In this billion dollar global sports economy there are four main leagues – the NFL, NBA, MLB, & NHL – but when it comes to marketing, there’s just the first three. The first period against the Coyotes was stymied by two penalties against Detroit in the first ten minutes. […]
Detroit blanked their old nemisis in Colorado 3-0. However, the whole game was a battle of netminders. Only one goal was scored in the first 57 minutes. Petr Mrazek blocked 28 saves for his first shutout of the season. He has been stellar so far as our injury replacement for both Jimmy Howard & Jonas Gustavsson. After […]