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Rest In Peace, Ken “The Snake” Stabler

Rest In Peace, Ken “The Snake” Stabler

My father (aka oldschool) is a die-hard Raiders fan who understands the passing of a legend. We hope that Stabler finds Al Davis in an even more illustrious white suit than usual. I believe he was one of the first to really air it out, thanking the AFC for paving the way for the likes […]

Cheaters Not Champions

[When Emmanuel Sanders] was asked by a camper if he was mad about the scandal, he said, according to NBC 9News, “Yeah, yeah, I’m kind of mad. I don’t think that they [New England] should be the Super Bowl champion this year.” Sanders, who thrived in conjunction with Peyton Manning after joining the Broncos as a free […]

Congratulations, Michael Sam!

Sam’s dreams have finally come true with a two-year contract into the CFL. God Bless Montreal for having the balls THE U.S.A DOES NOT. PUSSY ASS NFL. GO FUCK YOURSELF. But this is a good thing!

Busted

The NFL has found that it is probable that New England Patriots employees deliberately deflated balls during the AFC Championship Game in January. Source: Wells report finds that New England Patriots probably deflated balls And Tom Brady had his own system with the equipment managers for years to do this… take their ring away!

Lions Additional Draft Pickups

-Replaced Whitamalu at FB = Rutgers Michael Burton (5th) -Overlooked Heisman RB who can also handle kickoffs = Nebraska Ameer Abdullah (2nd) -Traded up for CB = Stanford Alex Carter 80th (3rd) and DT (4th) -200th overall CB Quandre Diggs (6th) -OT Corey Robinson South Carolina (7th) -Signed DIII RB Rasheed Williams Alfred State

Lions Add Offensive Linemen

I kind of forgot how much Matthew Stafford was sacked last season (45 times). Good job, Lions. We trade down from #23 to #28 with Denver, adding a 5th round pick this year and next, plus veteran offensive linemen Manny Ramirez. We drafted a Duke graduate from Jamaica with our pick to play right guard. […]

Fuck the NFL

Piece of shit league can’t even give Michael Sam a shot… NEVER FORGET THAT WE JUST LET NEW ENGLAND CHEAT ALL THE WAY TO ANOTHER SUPER BOWL WHILE OUR LIONS WERE LITERALLY CHEATED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD. THIS IS NOT A WORTHY LEAGUE. (http://thesportingsnarf.com/2015/02/10/current-state-of-nfl/)

Greedy Fucker

“A league source told ESPN.com that Detroit’s offer to Suh was [$102] million with $58 million guaranteed — a deal that would have still made Suh the highest-paid defensive player in the NFL,” (ESPN). Have fun on that island, your fat-ass all alone! No QB or WRs or coaches or A DEFENSE FOR YOU! Seriously, […]

WEEKEND UPDATE

Clippers Fall to Team O’ Fairies -Enjoy those 3’s, fags -Just wait ’til Griffin is back, Gaylord Green (fuck you at State and FUCK YOU AT GOLDEN STATE – I own you, bitch) Suh (check) Pistons (check) Red Wings Scheduled to death -Playing at 7:00AM next? =Babcock knows TIGERS LOST TO ASTROS – WTF? He’s […]

MUST PAY SUH

…the Lions think that, between now and Tuesday, they can change his mind. “[The] key is playing for coach [Jim] Caldwell and Teryl [Austin],” the source told Anderson.  “Plus good players around him.  Can’t get that there.” via Report: Lions hope Suh “comes to his senses” | ProFootballTalk. This is the championship team, and Suh […]

Current State of NFL

If you don’t think Roger Goodell needs to be fired, check out what’s been allowed to happen under his watch: The NFL Anti-Gay! (Michael Sam) Pro-Bullying (Richie Incognito!) Pro-Murder (Aaron Hernandez!) Pro-Cheating! (Super Bowl Champs cheat to get there; best defense, Lions, cheated by billionaire owner.) Pro-Abuse (Ray Rice for women! Adrian Peterson for kids!) Lame-Rule […]

Criticism of RG3 Absurd

Robert Griffin III spars with fans on Instagram over social media habits – ESPN. You Redskins (racist!) fans do realize what you did to Robert Griffin III, right? Or have you forgotten how Mike Shanahan kept him out there against Seattle to die? Griffin comes from an army-lifestyle where all he has done his whole […]

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