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Posts in category NFL

Go Fuck Yourself, NFL

All you stupid motherfucking teams, LIONS INCLUDED, can go to hell. AND YOU KNOW WHY.

I’m Sorry, Michael Sam

Once again, we let you down.

Control Your Swag, Peyton

“ I accept the fine. It’s money well spent. ”- Peyton Manning, on fine via Peyton Manning of Denver Broncos fined for taunting – ESPN. Manning was fined for his actions in last Saturday’s preseason game against the Houston Texans, getting in the face of Houston safety D.J. Swearinger following a 29-yard touchdown pass to Emm [...]

Lions Shutout Bills to End Preseason

Jim Schwartz came out a little too aggressive, and the end result was poor for Buffalo. Our old coach, the current Bills defensive coordinator, seemed to unnecessarily blitz and pick up flags (sound familiar?), but the Lions responded on the field. Back-up Kellen Moore threw a strike in the waning moments of the first half for a 17-0 lead. Af [...]

Michael Sam Sacks Johnny Manziel

Sometimes, God gives you a moment:

Lions Snarf Browns in Preseason Debut

Trailing 12-6, the Lions marched down their home field easily, looking like they’d punch in the winning touchdown. Unfortunately, a botched snap put the ball back in Cleveland’s hands with less than three minutes to play. After some solid defense forced a three-and-out, Detroit received the ball one last time. Backup-backup Kellen [...]

Tony Dungy Fucks Up

Criminality is a choice. Sexuality is not. Do you understand my point? via Tony Dungy supports Michael Vick, not Michael Sam – ESPN. How ignorant are people about homosexuality? “So, how does that work?” Goddamn assholes.

Dear Lions,

Let’s accept something: we need to draft a CB with the 10th pick. Nice, that’s over. Draft Justin Gilbert, please. Thanks.

Roddy White Mans Up

Messing around with a guy on Twitter, White said, @DHoyt77 if mercer beat duke I will give you season tickets 50 yard line first row — Roddy White (@roddywhiteTV) March 18, 2014 Well, the rest is history. At first, White didn’t think he should have to pay up. He offered tickets to one game against the Bears instead, since that [...]

NFL Free Agency Frenzy

The Detroit Lions have added WR Golden Tate from the Seattle Seahawks for five years. *UPDATE* Oakland added former Wolverine linebacker Lamar Woodley & Super Bowl Champion Justin Tuck. Furthermore, Denver signed Dallas-cut DeMarcus Ware for three years. Yessir.

Here We Go, Broncos!

+ Aqib Talib The defending AFC Champs are saddling up with Patriots cornerback Talib. With a healthy Von Miller and Chris Harris Jr., look out.

Detroit Lions Step UP

“As an organization and football team, the Detroit Lions place the highest priority on inclusiveness and diversity,” team president Tom Lewand said Monday in a statement released by the team. “We applaud Michael Sam for his courage and proactive approach, and we will evaluate him, like every player, based solely on his abili [...]


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