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Posts in category NFL


Best Day Ever.

Valiant Peyton Comeback

Manning scored two fourth quarter touchdowns, including one with under twenty seconds left to force overtime in Seattle. His drive took forty seconds without any timeouts left. The Super Bowl rematch was much more respectable, even without the neutral field. Denver’s much improved defense only allowed three points in the second half. Un [...]


The Lions answered every one of $narf’s checklists by the end of the game: dominant defense, running game, and finishing drives. Our defense was the MVP, dropping Eddy Lacy for a loss on Green Bay’s opening drive and forcing him to fumble. The Lions then took the ball to the house, setting the tone in their return home with a 7-0 [...]

Failure to Finish Dooms Detroit

(Belated Week Two Recap) There’s no way the Lions should have played like they did in Carolina. We squandered several strong drives on missed field goals, a fumble, and too much passing. Scoreless for 30 minutes, Detroit trailed 6-0 at halftime. That was bullshit. Two 49-yarders sailed wide from our rookie kicker, who must wake the fuck [...]

What Is Wrong with Us?

Let’s just beat the shit out of our women and kids… that’ll get them in line!! That’ll TEACH THEM!!! “Reversing course on Wednesday, Bush said he does not utilize corporal punishment, which roughly 70 percent of Americans said they support in 2010 and 2012, down from about 84 percent in 1986.” via Reggie Bu [...]

Adrian Peterson’s Mother Just a...

“When you whip those you love, it’s not about abuse, but love,” Jackson said. “You want to make them understand that they did wrong.” via Adrian Peterson’s mother — ‘Not about abuse, but love’ – ESPN. Good god. This type of ignorance has got to go – this is criminal all day. Lo [...]

Detroit Dominates Monday Night Footba...

The aerial shot showed Ford Field and Comerica Park, side by side, as the fans traveled from one stadium to the other. My brother was one of them, watching the Tigers in the afternoon before taking his seat for Monday Night Football. Detroit didn’t disappoint. Matthew Stafford dodged a blitzing Giant on our first possession, buying enou [...]

Broncos D Helps Defeat Indy

Fuck that foaming at the mouth T-Rex – we all know you inherited my boy’s squad. Peyton Manning avenged his former team that broke all of our hearts. The Broncos struck first and fast, leading 24-7 at halftime behind three touchdown passes to tight end Julius Thomas. The Colts tried to channel all their inner evil, getting an onsi [...]

Resign, Roger


Magical Night in Motown

(Well, don’t just sit there – celebrate!)

How You Like Me Now, Colts?

Suck It  

Manning: ‘I Have Truly Enjoyed ...

Manning: ‘I Have Truly Enjoyed Being Your QB’ – YouTube.  


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