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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Posts in category NFL

Current State of NFL

If you don’t think Roger Goodell needs to be fired, check out what’s been allowed to happen under his watch: The NFL Anti-Gay! (Michael Sam) Pro-Bullying (Richie Incognito!) Pro-Murder (Aaron Hernandez!) Pro-Cheating! (Super Bowl Champs cheat to get there; best defense, Lions, cheated by billionaire owner.) Pro-Abuse (Ray Rice for women! Adrian Peterson for kids!) Lame-Rule […]

Criticism of RG3 Absurd

Robert Griffin III spars with fans on Instagram over social media habits – ESPN. You Redskins (racist!) fans do realize what you did to Robert Griffin III, right? Or have you forgotten how Mike Shanahan kept him out there against Seattle to die? Griffin comes from an army-lifestyle where all he has done his whole […]

Seattle Seahawks Refuse to Win Super Bowl

With it there for the taking (after one of the greatest catches of all-time), Seattle made the worst call ever by passing it from the one-yard line with Marshawn Lynch salivating in the backfield.  

Snarf’s Super Bowl Preview

Do you like: -A strong defense? -A team that comes back? -Richard Sherman, the cerebral, one-handed cornerback? -Russell Wilson, the undersized, underdog quarterback? -Marshawn Lynch aka Beast Mode? OR Do you like: -Satan? -A team that’s cheated for 15 years now, caught red-handed twice, and likely would have never even advanced to a Super Bowl without constant cheating? -Pretty […]

Matthew Stafford Wins Pro Bowl MVP

Bring it home, baby! Stafford guided Michael Irvin’s team to a 32-28 comeback win in Arizona. He passed for over 300 yards and two touchdowns. Congratulations to all the Lions who were named to the Pro Bowl: Calvin Johnson Golden Tate III N’Damukong Suh Glover Quinn According to The Detroit Free Press, he was the first Lions […]

Lacking Some Air in Your Balls, Brady?

“Sadly, it only became more obvious after Brady spoke. And if the NFL finds in the coming days that Brady did have something to do with altering the 11 Patriots footballs reported to be under-inflated, then commissioner Roger Goodell needs to bench Brady for the Super Bowl,” (Tom’s Tale). He didn’t look right in his […]

Game Over

But the most important thing — the Patriot legacy — is lost. The Patriots and their fans will never win the “best ever” argument. Everything is tainted. Footballs (reportedly) have been doctored, headlines have been written, and opinions have been formed. Adding to the evidence: “Patriot has not won a road playoff game in seven […]

Obama Agrees

Obama watched the Lions game and told The Detroit News in a Tuesday interview he couldn’t “remember a circumstance in which a good call by one of the refs is argued about by an opposing player of the other team with his helmet off on the field, which in and of itself is supposed to […]

NFL tells Detroit Lions Officials, “Blow Dick”

The NFL admitted to the Detroit Lions on Tuesday that officials missed a blatant hold on Ndamukong Suh on a crucial fourth-down conversion from Tony Romo to Jason Witten with six minutes left in Sunday’s wild-card game. “Had holding been called, it would have put the Cowboys in a fourth-and-16 hole on Detroit’s side of […]

Lions Play Their Hearts Out

If not for some unfortunate reffing, Detroit easily walks away the winner in a wild-card game they dominated. Our defense held Dallas to three-and-out to begin the game. Matthew Stafford promptly hooked up with Golden Tate III for a 51-yard score. 7-0 Lions, just like that. After the defense held again, the Cowboys punted to […]


This has gone far enough. You are fucking the living shit out of us with tainted replays – stop fucking us with crucial games on the line. COME ON *This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen – there is no proof that Suh did anything wrong. I was listening to Brian Billick talk […]

Packers Get Lucky

Maybe we all had some nerves to start – who can blame a snarf? We were damn excited for the shot at the division, which truly belongs to us. Some tackling was sloppy initially, but we stuffed Green Bay on seven tries at the goal line to begin the game. It was the dominant display of […]

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