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Lions Rescue Season at the Buzzer

The Lions led 14-0, 21-7, and 21-10 at halftime – but failed to score for almost the entire second half en route to a 23-21 Eagles lead. Luckily, they fumbled in the waning minutes, allowing Matthew Stafford & company to march down and allow Matt Prater to ice the game with a field goal. The […]


LIONS TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. Yeah, we led 21-3 – yeah, our lack of a secondary allowed it to eventually be tied at 28 – but General Stafford would not be denied nor stopped, upending the opposition with a last second drive that gave our bum kicker a redemption song. Stafford switched it up brilliantly […]

Fag Newton

Fag Newton

Dear Peyton,

Before my brother and I went to Detroit to see our G last year (knowing it very well may be our last chance… good call), I wrote Peyton Manning this letter:        

Star Wars: Super Bowl 50

Much thanks to Happy Easter everyone!

Lacking Focus to Finish in Detroit

The Tigers: maybe the best team in Detroit history has YET to win a ring. Meanwhile, division mate Kansas City hoists the World Series trophy and back-to-back AL Pennants. The Lions: bye, Megatron. Detroit continues to be pessimistic about their football team, despite having the best QB in the NFL and an array of talent. […]

All-Time Tribute to Peyton Manning

The guy who made this a legend… kind of like #18

Denver Broncos Super Bowl 50 Season Highlights 

Fellow Lions Bid Farewell

When I signed with the Detroit Lions I met a young man by the name of Calvin Johnson Jr…a humble superstar who spoke with his actions not his words. After watching him during our first practice together I knew I was going to be witness to something very special. In the 4 years I was […]

Statement from Calvin Johnson

Statement from Calvin Johnson

“And finally, to the fans of Detroit and Michigan. I so appreciated your passionate support over the years and truly enjoyed playing for you. I loved playing in Detroit and will forever be a Lion. My biggest regret is that I wasn’t able to help give our fans a championship. But I do believe the […]

Adios, GOAT

So, Indianapolis… how’s my ass taste? That’s right, I’m riding off… on top. Beat pretty boy Tom Brady twice (ney – 3 times) to reach 3 of my 4 Super Bowls… crowning myself in the finale. Look, Manning won’t ever talk that much shit, so I will for him… My childhood idol not for some […]

Star Wars: The Super Bowl

Just Enjoy the Parade

I was getting really sick of people wasting our time after Peyton finally just won his Super Bowl… people will do anything to try and bring a G down – they pop out of the woodwork when you win, no where to be seen before! This idiotic Denver Post writer went way to far, so […]

Dear Megatron,

I think we still have some unfinished business. Take your time to let your body heal and make a clear-headed conscious choice. I respect how brutal a game it is, but you and Matthew Stafford are the dream team. I’d be hard pressed not to at least give it one more shot. Martha Ford is […]

AFC Championship Game: Missed XP After Weak Fumble

AFC Championship Game: Missed XP After Weak Fumble

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