Pardon my excitement, but this was truly a one of a kind NFL season. Early on, there were all these awful injuries. I know it’s the game, but you at one point see the Lions game pause for a family member to come out of the stands, and it stops you in your tracks. They […]
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Kansas City Claims 1st Super Bowl in 50 Years
That was an extremely enjoyable Super Bowl, from start to finish. A 10-10 game at halftime, gorgeous ass-shaking from Latina goddesses J-Lo and Shakira, and finally a three touchdown fourth quarter by Kansas City to complete a 10-point comeback and earn their first Super Bowl win since 1969. Patrick Maholmes won MVP, but it was […]
Snarf’s Playoff Picks
Bills > Texans Pats > Titans Vikings > Saints Seahawks > Eagles 49ers > Vikings Ravens > Bills Chiefs > Patriots Seahawks > Packers Ravens > Chiefs Seahawks > 49ers Super Bowl: Ravens 24, Seattle 21
TITLE GAME PICKS
Rams +3.5Chiefs -3
Not Cool, Lions
Before the Detroit Lions traded Golden Tate III, the heart and soul of our receiving core, the man who’d go over the middle, turn nothing into something, and score in the clutch – we were 3-4 and in position to win our division. Since, we have gone 1-4, including three losses to Minnesota & Chicago. […]
Running Down a Dream
Well, the state of Michigan denied me my medical disabilty. I’m sure I’ll lawyer-up and win, but more work awaits a man who can barely get through winter right now without daily, severe pain. I fell in love (again 😉 ); and I thought I would ring in 2018 with enough money to be able […]
All-Time Victory
Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions would not be bullied into submission by their former division rival the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Instead, they forced five turnovers, Stafford with taped fingers barely threw an incompletion, and Matt Prater drained the game-winning field goal in Florida’s face with almost no time left. Florida can suck our Michigan […]
Montage NFL Players #TakeAKnee
Take a Knee, Potus
For the most public time since his election, Donald J. Trump is, in his crude terms, most definitely losing. Ole racist rhetoric went down south and labeled black NFL players for taking a knee and protesting race relations in their country. His outrageous request to “fire” anyone demonstrating blew up in his face, with demonstrations […]
How a Real Team Does It
Well, happy early 30th birthday to snarf, because that’s the game I’ve been waiting my entire life for the Detroit Lions to play. They got an early lead, played enough defense to hold onto it, capitalized on the other team’s mistakes, and ran the ball home to a 24-10 victory. I knew I’d seen that […]
Ruining the Super Bowl
I hope Atlanta, the NFL, and everyone who watched understands what we just did. Instead of remembering a beatdown of NE, Lady Gaga’s electric halftime performance (the best of all-time with a nod to Prince), and all the festivities, we get to watch a team of Trump supporters parade around for an entire year. The […]
Evil Strikes Back
This is what you get, America: you fuck up everything good. You sit back on your fat fucking ass and you gargle horse shit food and advertising down until you’re unable to distinguish team from team. This is tragically fitting. We got LUCKY in 2016: Peyton & Denver; LeBron > the Warriors; the Cubs comeback. […]
How Does It Feel?
Dear Green Bay, You talked a lot of shit. A LOT of fucking SHIT. I want you to know, from the bottom of my Lions heart, how happy it made me and every non-Packers fan to see you collapse on the biggest stage possible. Enjoy the Super Bowl with the rest of us, ya shmucks. […]
SUCK IT, GREEN BAY!
Devastation Island
No big deal… just fuck our Detroit/Michigan lives! Incredible job, referees! Kudos for organizing your strategic effort to cheat so precisely. 4th & goal? Perfect timing! Deep ball – why not?! Look, Cheate Carrol and fellow Cheathawks: I have 0 respect for you. Down 10-6 entering the final quarter, the NFL was too afraid we’d […]
#6 Seed? Fair Enough
Nope, it’s not what we wanted. Losing 31-24 in front of our home fans for the second time this year to Green Bay for the division title definitely blew balls. BUT – we have punched our ticket to the playoffs, and no one can take that from us. As coach Jim Caldwell stated, 12 teams […]
Unprepared for the Big Time
This is a difficult article to write because I hate to blame the fans: but you disgust me, Detroit. You abandoned your city, and you are leaving your team to die. You don’t care, it’s cool. I know you don’t. Besides the Red Wings, who were chock full of Hall of Famers, I’ve watched ONE […]
Not Going to Cut It, Detroit
I think we can all hear David Bowie saying, “Under Pressure,” right about now. While the Lions eliminated fellow division foe Minnesota from playoff contention with their loss today, the dreaded division rival Green Bay Packers survived a lucky win in Chicago to creep within one game of us. There are two left. And the […]