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Posts in category NBA

Clippers Take 3 of 4 After Break

Following a nice four day rest for the Clippers, we have took three of our last four. First, we beat Phoenix, pulling a Back to the Future to avenge the Pistons. Then, we took one in a gay loss to Chicago. The Clippers were clearly still getting used to their bench parts… We came together in Orlando nicely on Wednesday, working together [...]

Valiant Pistons Comeback in Auburn Hi...

Even though the Detroit Pistons lost, I guarantee every fan left the Palace feeling like a winner. The Pistons hosted the Phoenix Suns on Wednesday. The first half was a feel-‘em-out sluggfest, a low-scoring, tie game. The Suns usually run, but the FagTwins were stifled by Detroit’s D. Meanwhile, they had no answer for our interio [...]

Pistons Light Up Thunder in OT

The Pistons started strong on the road, taking an early 12-4 lead. Greg Monroe looked too powerful in the post, and Josh Smith was getting it going as well. Oklahoma City relied heavily on jump shots without Kevin Durant or Russell Westbrook. Detroit looked unstoppable when attacking the hoop, however, a flurry of jumpers forced a pair of Sta [...]

Pistons Frustrating 4th Quarters

Can’t score. That’s what happens when you’re not exactly sure what you’re style is – Stan Van is electing for jumpers instead of pounding the post. Donde esta Drummond at the end of that game? ?

Trey Burke Snarfs Pistons

Some bull shiiiit at the Palace. Detroit had it, but Michigan National Player of the Year and National Championship Runner-Up Trey Burke, who was passed up in the draft a year ago by his hometown Pistons, eventually led the Mormons back.  

Clippers Bounce Back on Blazers

Damn you, Damien Lillard. Snarf had to make it interesting… J.J. Redick stepped up with 30 points on only two 3’s. In 37 minutes, Redick only missed two shots on the floor. Jamal Crawford also stepped up in his first start of the season, pouring in 20. Blake Griffin added 23 and Chris Paul 22, along with 11 assists. Our center DeA [...]

Pistons & Red Wings Dance in Det...

Both teams played in Detroit (Auburn Hills for the Pistons) at the same time Friday night. The New Jersey Devils skated with the Red Wings at Joe Louis Arena. They snarfed the first goal of the game in the first period. At the Palace, the Pistons held the Milwaukee Bucks. We traded them point guards a season ago, adding some spice to the matc [...]

Too Many 3’s, Too Much Hype

Life in the NBA after six games – (THE ROCKETS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL, SLOBBER SLOBBER DROOL). Come on, snarfs: the World Series just ended. The NFL is only halfway through. Wake me up in 2015, NBA. Just enjoy the ride until then…

Pistons Cling to First Victory for De...

It never should have came down to the wire like it did. Detroit led by about five after one, ten at halftime, and 15 after three. It was a steady defensive shutdown of Carmelo Anthony, with a white boy shooting his mid-range the only obstacle. Greg Monroe led the Piston charge with his first start of the season. Good to see Stan Van wise up a [...]

On a More Positive Note…

Los Angeles overtook Utah 107-101 Monday night. Chris Paul recorded his first triple-double as a Clipper, and Blake Griffin added 31 points with nine boards. DeAndre Jordan also threw down some vicious lobs against the Jazz.

Told You, World

Lakers coach Byron Scott dismissed the Clippers as a rival in his pregame conference, saying, “The Celtics? 17 banners. The Lakers? 16. That’s a rivalry.” Or something to that tune, his head was so far up his ass it’s a rough translation. You just shouldn’t give people a reason to kick your ass. Los Angeles came [...]

LeBron Has Worst Game of Career in Re...

Fuck your commercial, fuck the Cavs, and FUCK YOU, TRAITOR – GO HEAT!


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