Posts in category Modern Media Clowns
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
SHUT UP ABOUT THE LAKERS
DumbasSpin
How is an aging athlete using human growth hormone to extend his career any different from any one of us taking a blood-pressure lowering drug to extend our life?
via Ray Lewis’s Deer Antler Spray Was Another Imaginary Drug Scandal.
MAYBE BECAUSE ONE IS LIFE AND DEATH
We don’t want to lose the human aspect of our game. Getting old [...]
TheSportingSnarf – Ahead of the Curve
Snarfland says http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8764670/year-superteam
TheSportingSnarf said– Thor Bosh, Superman James, and Batman Wade Take Game 2.
We wrote the superhero take back in April, with an Avengers comment:
Young $narf
April 30, 2012 at 11:08 PM | Permalink
Even the Avengers come together.
Catch up CRAPLAND!
Rob Parker: Cornball Reporter
That’s why you suspended, BITCH
Tell ‘Em Stephen A.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8686252
Keep sleepin on the Clippers if you want, Skip.
Bitch.
Bill Simmons: “The Cheesy Nerd&...
Now that you insist on being serious… you aren’t funny!
You think it’s cool to say “The Peyton Manning Experiment in Denver has gone horribly wrong” just because his throws look like noodles?
SO WHAT THAT THEY DO SOMETIMES. HE’S STILL THROWING DARTS AND WINNING.
You can’t make it out like it was a bad [...]
ESPN: Crap
Don’t worry if you’ve forgotten about Jones, because apparently so have the Cowboys. Jones has touched the pigskin a total of nine times in four weeks, and this won’t change as long as DeMarco Murray remains healthy.
Tue, Oct 9
via Snarfs vs rose Box Score: Week 6 – Free Fantasy Football – ESPN.
Ensuing Sunday:
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Contrived Clowns
Wouldn’t know real if it bit them in the ass!
#LetGo
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Afternoon Ramble
I don’t think you can work for ESPN and stay relevant. Everyone is so distracted by all the hype, rarely do rational articles get written. When you’re constantly worrying about other writers, the ass-kissing atmosphere is so fake nothing real is ever produced.
The Bleacher Bitch
Bleacher Report.
What fuckers.
After LAC beat Memphis in the playoffs last year, this is the best you could do? Sites are always forcing content whenever they can think of a stupid idea for rankings or a list.
BR needed bold predictions for the upcoming season.
Hard to imagine with Billups back that LAC would be taking steps back. If anything [...]
ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Douche
Break Up Boston?
The Red Sox won Friday night without the services of Adrian Gonzalez, Josh Beckett or Carl Crawford. Was it a sign of things to come?
via ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sports.
Boston Red Sox 4
Kansas City Royals 3
Maybe if they play the Royals for an entire season.
RR on Point
I hope Penn State loses civil suits until the walls of the accounting office cave in. I hope that Spanier, Schultz and Curley go to prison for perjury. I hope the NCAA gives Penn State the death penalty it most richly deserves. The worst scandal in college football history deserves the worst penalty the NCAA can give. They gave it to SMU for [...]
For Real?
“Fielder’s Choice Cuts”
That’s what ESPN thinks is a good headline. Really? lol we get it “Fielder’s Choice” and “Choice Cuts” (GOOD ONE), but WTF, when were desperate puns acceptable headlines for a major news outlet? LOL
Bullshit from BlackSportsOnline
Mckie was had a common law wife at the time. Reed has also been linked to former Eagles’ Quarterback Donovan McNabb, so she is use to dating high-profile athletes and it doesn’t matter if they are married, single or engaged at the time.
via Sharon Reed, Lebron’s Baby Mama Relationship with Aaron McKie | Robert Littal Presents BlackSport [...]
The Insanity of Vague Comparisons
Years Team Wins, Year 1 Wins, Year 2 Wins, Year 3 Wins, Year 4
1984-87 Vikings 3 7 9 8.5
1994-97 Redskins 3 6 9 8.5
2000-03 Falcons 4 7 9.5 5
2000-03 Browns 3 7 9 5
2009-12 Lions 2 6 10 ???
via The insanity of crowning a team the next great thing and the NFL’s Top 100 Players list – Grantland.
This dude went in way too hard on ran [...]
TheSportingSnarf’s Top-Five Dou...
Trip down snarf lane… we got damn concise archives, G’s.
TheSportingSnarf – TSS Top-Five Douchiest Sportswriters.
Hey Broussard
I thought they should disband the big 3?
MY MOM AND DAD LOVE LEBRON LICK LICK LICK
Oh, and Magic Johnson – can you. talk. any. slower?
An All-Time Great Performance
But I digress – keep kissing ass and covering up your game 5 aftermath.
Debate Shows: An Insufferable Waste o...
Trying to force conclusions before they’ve properly played out (see PTI, Dwight Howard).
How Clips Do
LZ Granderson, ESPN writer: http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2012/story/_/id/7863338/memphis-grizzlies-winning-playoffs-surprise-time-around
COMMENTARY
Grizzlies won’t be surprise this year
Last year’s upset win in first round is this year’s expected outcome
Updated: April 28, 2012, 4:37 PM ET
By LZ Granderson | ESPN.com
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It’s Miller Time!
Talking about the theater lighting at Madison Square Garden:
“It truly is the best arena in the building.”
-Reggie Miller, TNT
SNARFS ON TNT
These snarfs had a preconceived segment showing Shaq (LMAO) and Sir Charles demonstrate basic up and under moves, big men footwork, and post moves for Blake Griffin to learn from.
This is nuts. First of all, Ballerina Blake has nimble, quick skills and dances the baseline & past opponents all day. He is already way ahead of where 1-trick [...]
