Snarf (snärf): A humorous occurrence and/or person, specifically one relating to the world of sport

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The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon, in varying degrees of print/video length, engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough.

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Game Over

But the most important thing — the Patriot legacy — is lost. The Patriots and their fans will never win the “best ever” argument. Everything is tainted. Footballs (reportedly) have been doctored, headlines have been written, and opinions have been formed. Adding to the evidence: “Patriot has not won a road playoff game in seven […]

Hozier – Take Me To Church

Fuck Tom Brady

[Richard] Sherman said Wednesday that Brady’s image doesn’t necessarily match reality. “I think people somehow get a skewed view of Tom Brady,” Sherman said. “That he’s just a clean-cut guy that does everything right and never says a bad word to anyone. We know him to be otherwise. “In that moment of him being himself, […]

Honoring the Doctor

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day, snarfs! You can see we believe in the King’s words, his quote is displayed on our front page every single day. In an era where we are letting those entrusted to protect us kill us, I encourage everyone to remember how powerful the nonviolent resistance of the 60’s was. […]

Suck It, Rodgers

Enjoy the night with your fellow losington Colts, bitch!

A God Among Men

“Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning played Sunday’s divisional-round playoff game and the past month of the season with a torn right quadriceps, two sources told ESPN. Manning initially injured his thigh when he rolled out right to throw a 12-yard completion to Emmanuel Sanders late in the first half of Denver’s Dec. 14 victory over […]

Obama Agrees

Obama watched the Lions game and told The Detroit News in a Tuesday interview he couldn’t “remember a circumstance in which a good call by one of the refs is argued about by an opposing player of the other team with his helmet off on the field, which in and of itself is supposed to […]

NFL tells Detroit Lions Officials, “Blow Dick”

The NFL admitted to the Detroit Lions on Tuesday that officials missed a blatant hold on Ndamukong Suh on a crucial fourth-down conversion from Tony Romo to Jason Witten with six minutes left in Sunday’s wild-card game. “Had holding been called, it would have put the Cowboys in a fourth-and-16 hole on Detroit’s side of […]


Michigan State stunned the Baylor Bears with an improbable comeback that will stand the test of time AS THE BEST GAME (maybe) OF ALL TIME. The Spartans scored first with a dominant rushing attack. Then, the Gay Bears showed their deep ball, a trend you’d better get used to. Michigan State went up 14-7, then […]


This has gone far enough. You are fucking the living shit out of us with tainted replays – stop fucking us with crucial games on the line. COME ON *This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen – there is no proof that Suh did anything wrong. I was listening to Brian Billick talk […]

Packers Get Lucky

Maybe we all had some nerves to start – who can blame a snarf? We were damn excited for the shot at the division, which truly belongs to us. Some tackling was sloppy initially, but we stuffed Green Bay on seven tries at the goal line to begin the game. It was the dominant display of […]

The Interview Christmas Release Cancelled

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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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