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Wolverines Put Up A Wall

If you think your Halloween was scary, wait ’til you hear this tale from Michigan’s clash against Minnesota. The Gophers struck first, but the Wolverines limited them to a field goal in the red zone. From there, Michigan punched in two touchdowns to take a commanding 14-3 lead. However, Minnesota chipped away with another field […]

Hardfought Battle in the Big House

Michigan had nearly won the grind it out, defensive slugfest against their in-state rivals. However, a last-second botched punt sealed one of the worst endings you could ever imagine. Here’s some insight as to why it happened: “In a sense, it was quite an innate reaction to still kind of kick it,” Chapman said. “Yeah, […]

Michigan Shuts Out 3rd Straight Opponent

Northwestern was no slouch, but the Wolverines doused them 38-0 for their third straight time not letting their opponent score. This sets up a very good match up against rival Michigan State next weekend!

Michigan Sweeps State of Oregon

Both teams from Oregon came to visit the state of Michigan last Saturday. And both went home packing. The Ducks and Spartans were the matinee, a battle of top ten teams. It didn’t disappoint. The Michigan State squad avenged last year’s loss in Oregon by beating the team sans Marcus Mariota. The Ducks nearly came […]

Backyard Hypocrisy

We all see Jim Harbaugh making $40 million dollars to coach the University of Michigan football team. So here’s how his players are fairing over the summer: Idk how the NCAA thinks we supposed to eat right with these lil indentured servant checks they give us..I Should've stayed in the dorms smh — PeppyPep (@JabrillPeppers) […]

George Blaha Calls Final Minute of MSU

BEST GAME OF ALL TIME

Michigan State stunned the Baylor Bears with an improbable comeback that will stand the test of time AS THE BEST GAME (maybe) OF ALL TIME. The Spartans scored first with a dominant rushing attack. Then, the Gay Bears showed their deep ball, a trend you’d better get used to. Michigan State went up 14-7, then […]

Please, Bring This MotherFucker Down

This is Jameis Winston’s actual statement from Florida State’s hearing earlier this week on the matter: Rape is a vicious crime. The only thing as vicious as rape is falsely accusing someone of rape.  (Pin drop.) Winston goes on to whine and cry about how his life has been so hard since being accused. You know, staying […]

O-Verrated

Both Michigan & Michigan State had the Luckeyes in the first half, and a poor close to the second quarter by each team fed the false bravado that is Ohio State. Our defense shut them down, leading 14-7 with their only score on an interception. It’s like everyone let’s them get it their heads. Are […]

Michigan Robbed

Exhibit A) Michigan emphatically scooped up a Maryland punt AND TOOK IT TO THE HOUSE – only to have it called back on a weak penalty. We would not score on the drive. B) Maryland makes a field goal, only to have their kicker flop to the ground on innocent contact. The kicker was then […]

Michigan Holds Off Northwestern

It was not like the Ohio State-Michigan State shootout. Instead, the score was 0-0 at halftime. The Wolverines turned it over twice in the Wildcats red zone, then had a field goal blocked right before the half. Their defense, however, maintained, and our running game was active. Good signs. Back De’Veon Smith rushed for the […]

Calm Down, Spartans

You won.

Not Looking Good for the Rapist

“No one who is not a dealer is going to submit that many autographs at one time,” said Matt Powers of Powers Collectibles in Kansas City, which sells the autographs of more than 1,000 athletes. “But besides the number, the giveaway of the JSA authenticated items that you can see on eBay, that suggests it […]

Michigan Tops Penn State

Looking spectacular in their all-blue night uniforms, Michigan ended it’s three game losing streak with a defensive triumph over Penn State – “Da Pervs.” Our quarterback was banged up, but he still went back into the game after sitting out. Our defense allowed zero fourth quarter points and took the game home on a safety […]

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