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Extremely Proud of You, Blue

Down 20-6 at halftime, and 17-3 early on, it’d have been pretty easy to lay down and let Florida State seize the Orange Bowl for good. Instead, #6 ranked Michigan gave the audience an all-time game, falling one-point short after the referees missed an obvious call to end the game. Michigan gave up several uncharacteristic […]

Michigan Shines in Unfortunate Loss

The Wolverines truly outplayed Ohio State in every faze of the game – but some untimely penalties plus turnovers equaled an unfortunate loss. In their 2nd season under Jim Harbaugh, Michigan was ranked in the upper echelon all season. I can’t imagine that either Penn State or Wisconsin, two teams we beat, will hoist the […]

THANK GOD THAT’S OVER

OF COURSE it couldn’t be easy. Despite leading 27-10 at halftime, the Spartans came within a score of 2nd ranked Michigan before Heisman Trophy-Candidate Jabrill Peppers returned the 2-point conversion try for the insurmountable lead. Luckily, Mark Dantonio’s ego prevented his team from putting the pressure back on the Wolverines, who were all too familiar […]

Glasses or No?

I watched Jim Harbaugh furiously pace the sidelines with every insane delayed false start penalty right before the second quarter closed, and he made the same adjustment at halftime I did: he threw on the glasses. At first, they seem so perfect. You can filter life’s choices a little faster, literally see more… but is […]

Wolverines Hold Strong to Defeat Colorado

I slept in quite late, yet it was only halftime. I quickly learned Michigan led 24-21 despite trailing 14-0 to begin the game. They took the second half possession and soon scored on a deep pass, leading 28-24. That would be the last time we allowed them to score. Game MVP Jabrill Peppers returned the […]

Wolverines Debut Strong

With Charles Woodson, Michael Jordan, and Derek Jeter in the house, Harbaugh’s troops did not disappoint. True freshman Chris Evans ran for over 100 yards, the defense took two interceptions to the house for scores, and our QB easily threw 3 TDs en route to the 63-3 massacre. Keep it up, Blue!

Fox Sports Keeps Sinking

Apparently, my timing to eviscerate Trevor Thompson couldn’t have been more on point. The over-smiling freak had this to say about East Lansing product Connor Cook, who sacrificed his body his senior season to earn a Final Four boost and play for the college football championship: The way #ConnorCook dissed #ArchieGriffin it's no wonder he […]

A Bowl to Remember: Michigan Dominates Florida for Citrus Bowl Victory

You might see 41-7 on the bottom line and mistake it for a fluffy, easy win. This was not the case. The first half was very close, and without several halftime adjustments, in their home state of Florida, we were going to get screwed. Atrocious reffing had a snarf extremely worried early on. On the […]

Liberty with our Hearts

No matter who wins tonight, specifically in the late night Alabama-MSU game, one city is going to be lit on fire. This is a complete disaster waiting to happen. Because the money wizards at the college Hell factory know we’ll be home watching TV, they arranged for two games today. Four o’clock is ok, because […]

Michigan Makes New Year’s Bowl

When you’re all hungover from watching State the night before on New Year’s Eve, tune into the Citrus Bowl to watch us take on Florida at 1 PM! What a turnaround it’s been in only one season from Jim Harbaugh. This is quite the victory in itself after missing out on bowl season last year. […]

Tough 2nd Half Derails Blue

This was a game we honestly could have won. Instead, we try and gather ourselves knowing a nine-win season is nothing to frown on, especially in a coach’s first season. Let Jim Harbaugh acquire his own recruits for 2-3 years and then see what happens.  We still had a chance today. We moved the ball past […]

Michigan Overcomes Perve State

With all those penalties called against the Wolverines, it sure felt like we dropped the soap next to Sandusky! In all seriousness, it felt like we got fucked in the ass. I’ve never seen so many flags outside of a gay pride rally. The “Nittany” Lions (WTF?) hadn’t allowed a score against them in the […]

Michigan Overcomes All Odds

How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]

Michigan Dominates Rutgers

From start to finish, there was no denying Jim Harbaugh’s troops at home against the Scarlet Knights. For one, and we still don’t know why, the fat-black coach from the MSU game was replaced with a slightly less-fat white hedgehog. Our defense held strong all game, only allowing a touchdown on a kickoff. After taking […]

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