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Spartans & Wolverines Close Strong

It was obviously a tough season for the boys in Blue, losing so many starters due to injury or the NBA. And even though I just destroyed Draymond, it really is just because he’s fucking with my heart and soul, the Clippers. I still love State. And you gotta love that they stuck it to […]

Wolverines Jump Out, Bring Down Buckeyes

Tremendous effort by Michigan to come out strong at home. They used a 20-point first half lead to hold on and beat Ohio State, never trailing. It’s been a tough season filled with unfortunate departures in the off-season, then injuries to our two best players. Spike Albrecht deserves an award for keeping his team together with […]

Michigan Nearly Upsets Illinois

It’s a rough stretch for the Wolverines right now. Without their top two players and the three who departed for the pros, there’s really only Spike Albrecht above the Sophomore level. Everyone else is primarily a Freshman for John Beilein. Nonetheless, we went into Illinois and took it to them. After leading 22-20 at halftime, […]

Michigan Takes Care of Nebraska

The Wolverines had a couple of tough overtime losses in the last two weeks, one to Wisconsin and one to Michigan State. However, they came back to force the extra period in both despite trailing in the waning minutes. Without Derrick Walton or Caris LeVert (our top two players), it was inspiring to see the […]

Michigan Survives Northwestern for BIG Big Ten Win

“BIG” But seriously – it was a close one. Michigan improves to 4-2 in the Big Ten after winning 56-54. With all these new teams trying to snarf us (*cough* Maryland), it’ll be even more bull shit to overcome. An 18-0 run in the first half gave the Wolverines an early edge at Crisler. You […]

Michigan Hangs on at the Buzzer!

I turned on the TV looking for the Pistons game only to find myself center stage with the Wolverines and Syracuse, 20 seconds left, Michigan up by one. Inbounding. Here we go! After getting the ball to Derrick Walton, Jr., he went to the free throw line on a one-and-one. Walton hit the front of […]

One Shining Moment

No Justice: Mitch McGary Can’t Even Blow Trees in Ann Arbor

Damn. Maybe I had it more relaxing in certain ways than these student-athletes. MM can’t even puff in a city where it’s essentially legalized. It is decriminalized, and you’ll only receive a ticket like a parking fine. “One night in mid-March, with the NCAA tournament about to begin without him, McGary was hanging out with […]


Traderous skank.

Michigan Final Ranking


Connecticut Championship Caps Magical March Madness

Connecticut Championship Caps Magical March Madness

Congratulations to Michigan on an amazing season.

Helluva Run, Boys

Helluva Run, Boys

Check us into the boards. Beat the shit out of us. Whistle whip us to death. We’ll still tie it up on you. -Big Ten Champions -Elite 8 -Next year? We sure represented, Michigan. (Head held high.)  

Spartans Outlast Virginia to Round Out Elite 8

It was a similar finish to the Michigan game. Down two, Virginia heaved a half court buzzer-beater and bricked. These eight teams will try and win their respective regions and cut down the nets this weekend (Snarfs pick): Florida vs. Dayton (Flyers) Wisconsin vs. Arizona (Wildcats) Michigan State vs. Connecticut (Spartans) Michigan vs. Kentucky (Wolverines)

Michigan Hangs On

We really played well. Things just got a little sketchy at the end… The Wolverines led 45-34 at halftime. We essentially kept a double-digit lead all the way through to 70-60 with 3:41 to play. Then, the Volunteers started to make buckets. After a Jordan Morgan dunk, Michigan only scored one point in the final […]

Strong Day for State of Michigan

In addition to the Wolverines advancing to the Sweet 16, Michigan State made it for back-to-back years by both schools. Last season was the first time it’d ever been done. The Spartans beat Harvard, who were coached by former Michigan head coach Tommy Amaker. Also, the Detroit Red Wings beat the Wild in Minnesota 3-2. […]

Michigan Beats Texas 79-65 to Make Sweet 16

The NCAA Tournament is loco. My blood is now officially at boiling room temperature for the next weeks. Michigan started a little slow, but Big Ten Player of the Year Nik Stauskas made our first two shots, both 3’s, to keep it even early. The Wolverines honestly played great except for surrendering offensive rebounds. We […]

Michigan Advances

Wofford, you barked but didn’t bite. You fouled the sh out of us, but our coach kept us calm. Great defense by the Blue allowing 20 points in each half. Stay grounded, G’s.

Wofford: A Place in My Heart

December 2, 2006 Michigan defeated Wofford on a Saturday afternoon in Ann Arbor. It might have been my best memory of attending a Wolverine basketball game in college. My buddies and I were nicely intoxicated, and my buddy wore a “FUCK WOFFORD” T-Shirt. The police stopped him in the Crisler bathroom and politely told him […]

#2 Seed

Lost Trey Burke, Naismith Player of the Year. Lost Tim Hardaway Jr., Junior & First Round NBA Pick. Lost Mitch McGary, pre-season All-American to back surgey. Improved seed from #4 in ’13 to #2. Won Big Ten. Not bad, Michigan.

Michigan Advances to Big Ten Tournament Final

Great job. It’s Michigan vs. Michigan State for the whole thing, then off to Selectionville. Way to keep IT IN STATE.


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