Category: College Football

Northwestern was no slouch, but the Wolverines doused them 38-0 for their third straight time not letting their opponent score. This sets up a very good match up against rival Michigan State next weekend!

Both teams from Oregon came to visit the state of Michigan last Saturday. And both went home packing. The Ducks and Spartans were the matinee, a battle of top ten teams. It didn’t disappoint. The Michigan State squad avenged last year’s loss in Oregon by beating the team sans Marcus Mariota. The Ducks nearly came […]

We all see Jim Harbaugh making $40 million dollars to coach the University of Michigan football team. So here’s how his players are fairing over the summer: Idk how the NCAA thinks we supposed to eat right with these lil indentured servant checks they give us..I Should've stayed in the dorms smh — PeppyPep (@JabrillPeppers) […]

This is Jameis Winston’s actual statement from Florida State’s hearing earlier this week on the matter: Rape is a vicious crime. The only thing as vicious as rape is falsely accusing someone of rape.  (Pin drop.) Winston goes on to whine and cry about how his life has been so hard since being accused. You know, staying […]

Both Michigan & Michigan State had the Luckeyes in the first half, and a poor close to the second quarter by each team fed the false bravado that is Ohio State. Our defense shut them down, leading 14-7 with their only score on an interception. It’s like everyone let’s them get it their heads. Are […]

Exhibit A) Michigan emphatically scooped up a Maryland punt AND TOOK IT TO THE HO– USE – only to have it called back on a weak penalty. We would not score on the drive. B) Maryland makes a field goal, only to have their kicker flop to the ground on innocent contact. The kicker was […]

It was not like the Ohio State-Michigan State shootout. Instead, the score was 0-0 at halftime. The Wolverines turned it over twice in the Wildcats red zone, then had a field goal blocked right before the half. Their defense, however, maintained, and our running game was active. Good signs. Back De’Veon Smith rushed for the […]

You won.

“No one who is not a dealer is going to submit that many autographs at one time,” said Matt Powers of Powers Collectibles in Kansas City, which sells the autographs of more than 1,000 athletes. “But besides the number, the giveaway of the JSA authenticated items that you can see on eBay, that suggests it […]

Looking spectacular in their all-blue night uniforms, Michigan ended it’s three game losing streak with a defensive triumph over Penn State – “Da Pervs.” Our quarterback was banged up, but he still went back into the game after sitting out. Our defense allowed zero fourth quarter points and took the game home on a safety […]

Big Ten, who are we kidding ourselves? The kids are traveling cross country for these in conference games now. Michigan barely lost (by two) on the road in Rutgers. A last-minute field goal was blocked by the Scarlet Knights, who apparently excel in that area. However, it only came down to that because of some […]

It was only 10-10 in the second quarter, but Michigan finished with 24 unanswered points in the Big House for the victory. The Wolverines ran for 276 yards on 45 carries while allowing just 31 rushing yards to the Redhawks. Derrick Green lead the way for the Blue with 137 yards on 22 tries, including two […]

Smoke up, snarfs. It’s Sunday.

Brady Hoke clearly has these ’14 Wolverines ready. Devin Gardner tossed 13 of 14 passes for completions, including two touchdowns on his first two possessions to Devin Funchess for a 14-0 lead after one. The tandem made it three straight to start the game in the second quarter. Both Michigan running backs also tore it up, each eclipsing […]