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Tough 2nd Half Derails Blue

This was a game we honestly could have won. Instead, we try and gather ourselves knowing a nine-win season is nothing to frown on, especially in a coach’s first season. Let Jim Harbaugh acquire his own recruits for 2-3 years and then see what happens.  We still had a chance today. We moved the ball past […]

Michigan Overcomes Perve State

With all those penalties called against the Wolverines, it sure felt like we dropped the soap next to Sandusky! In all seriousness, it felt like we got fucked in the ass. I’ve never seen so many flags outside of a gay pride rally. The “Nittany” Lions (WTF?) hadn’t allowed a score against them in the […]

Michigan Overcomes All Odds

How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]

Michigan Dominates Rutgers

From start to finish, there was no denying Jim Harbaugh’s troops at home against the Scarlet Knights. For one, and we still don’t know why, the fat-black coach from the MSU game was replaced with a slightly less-fat white hedgehog. Our defense held strong all game, only allowing a touchdown on a kickoff. After taking […]

Wolverines Put Up A Wall

If you think your Halloween was scary, wait ’til you hear this tale from Michigan’s clash against Minnesota. The Gophers struck first, but the Wolverines limited them to a field goal in the red zone. From there, Michigan punched in two touchdowns to take a commanding 14-3 lead. However, Minnesota chipped away with another field […]

Hardfought Battle in the Big House

Michigan had nearly won the grind it out, defensive slugfest against their in-state rivals. However, a last-second botched punt sealed one of the worst endings you could ever imagine. Here’s some insight as to why it happened: “In a sense, it was quite an innate reaction to still kind of kick it,” Chapman said. “Yeah, […]

Michigan Shuts Out 3rd Straight Opponent

Northwestern was no slouch, but the Wolverines doused them 38-0 for their third straight time not letting their opponent score. This sets up a very good match up against rival Michigan State next weekend!

Michigan Sweeps State of Oregon

Both teams from Oregon came to visit the state of Michigan last Saturday. And both went home packing. The Ducks and Spartans were the matinee, a battle of top ten teams. It didn’t disappoint. The Michigan State squad avenged last year’s loss in Oregon by beating the team sans Marcus Mariota. The Ducks nearly came […]

Backyard Hypocrisy

We all see Jim Harbaugh making $40 million dollars to coach the University of Michigan football team. So here’s how his players are fairing over the summer: Idk how the NCAA thinks we supposed to eat right with these lil indentured servant checks they give us..I Should've stayed in the dorms smh — PeppyPep (@JabrillPeppers) […]

George Blaha Calls Final Minute of MSU


Michigan State stunned the Baylor Bears with an improbable comeback that will stand the test of time AS THE BEST GAME (maybe) OF ALL TIME. The Spartans scored first with a dominant rushing attack. Then, the Gay Bears showed their deep ball, a trend you’d better get used to. Michigan State went up 14-7, then […]

Please, Bring This MotherFucker Down

This is Jameis Winston’s actual statement from Florida State’s hearing earlier this week on the matter: Rape is a vicious crime. The only thing as vicious as rape is falsely accusing someone of rape.  (Pin drop.) Winston goes on to whine and cry about how his life has been so hard since being accused. You know, staying […]

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