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— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Posts in category College Football

Northwestern Wildcats Football Takes ...

“The NCAA invented the term student-athlete to prevent the exact ruling that was made today. For 60 years, people have bought into the notion that they are students only. The reality is players are employees, and today’s ruling confirms that. The players are one giant step closer to justice.” via Northwestern Wildcats footba [...]

BREAKING NEWS: AWESOME COLLEGE FOOTBA...

What a G. WHAT A G. I know this is a brave, brave move, and not an easy one. I’m just so proud of this G. HE IS A BEAST. THE SEC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR! AND HE’S GAY. HE’S GAY. DEAL WITH IT! This is Martin Luther Kings big. This is one of the biggest moments IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW. MICHAEL S [...]

Tragedy in College Football

Ted Agu, defensive lineman of California Golden Bears, dies – ESPN. It is believed that Agu, 21, collapsed at practice and died because of his sickle cell trait. While respecting the situation, I would like to point out that to ESPN, the following are all more important than the sudden death at practice of a defensive lineman: A-Rod dr [...]

Oklahoma Nails McCarron for Sack Fumb...

45-31 final in New Orleans! Has Nick Saban lost his mojo?

Flying-Spartans Secure Rose Bowl

Stanford scored first and fast, taking a 7-0 lead in the 100th Rose Bowl against Michigan State. They tacked on a field goal, but Spartie responded with a touchdown for a 10-7 game. A pick six gave Stanford the lead at 17-7, but Michigan State again stayed resilient, scoring another touchdown before the half ended. Down 17-14, State received [...]

Heisman #Rapestrong

2013 Heisman Trophy goes to Jameis Winston of Florida State Seminoles – ESPN. In lieu of the accuser’s attorney letting the world know how improperly Tallahassee covered the trial, THE RAPER WINS! #RAPESTRONG

SPARTANS WIN BIG TEN TITLE

For their first Rose Bowl since ’88 with a triumphant win over Ohio State. Michigan State led 17-0, trailed 24-17, and won 34-24. Amazing game. The Buckeye loss sends Auburn to the national title game! #BeatTheRapist

Auburn Stuns the World

My dad and I watched it live… we rooted for them! One of the best sports moments you will ever see. I’ve never felt so happy for another team.

Coach Hoke: THE FUCK WAS THAT

We work our mother fucking asses off, tie the game up with 30 seconds left, but noooo – you don’t kick the extra point. YOU GET STUCK AND LOSE BY ONE POINT YOU GODDAMN FUCKING MORON FIRE YOURSELF

“The Game”

It’s time.

Police Covering Up for Florida State ...

It appears as though we are in the midst of another college football scandal. This time, Florida State QB Jameis Winstons has allegedly raped a woman at FSU, and it was covered up by the police. In a statement issued by the family (Winston+Victim+Letter.pdf), “Recent media reports compel our family to make a statement at this time. We t [...]

Wolverines Triumph in Triple Overtime

Trailing 9-6 in the 4th quarter, Michigan went for it on fourth and 2 at the Northwestern 4. Devin Gardner was stopped with under six minutes to play. The defense held, allowing Michigan one more chance with no timeouts left and under 2:30 on the clock. Gardner moved the offense past midfield before taking a devastating sack as the clock tick [...]

Rutgers’ Football Team Latest C...

Jevon Tyree of Rutgers Scarlet Knights says coach’s bullying led him to quit – ESPN New York. This might seem like it’s coming out of nowhere, but thanks to increased media and therefore awareness, it’s just this much easier to shed light on bullying scandals. You can’t cover it up anymore. This is the latest: a [...]

Virginia State: The Classiest School ...

Winston-Salem State quarterback Rudy Johnson was beaten up at a football banquet Friday afternoon, and the Winston-Salem Journal reported five players from Virginia State are responsible. Division II schools Virginia State and Winston-Salem State were set to play in the CIAA championship Saturday, but officials canceled the game Friday after [...]

Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany Wears...

We don’t want to do that. What we want to do is do what we’ve been doing for 100 years. … “Don’t ask us what we’ve been doing.” via Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany discusses possible football, basketball changes – ESPN. How far up your ass is your head, Jim? For real? So you are allowed to make [...]

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