I watched Jim Harbaugh furiously pace the sidelines with every insane delayed false start penalty right before the second quarter closed, and he made the same adjustment at halftime I did: he threw on the glasses. At first, they seem so perfect. You can filter life’s choices a little faster, literally see more… but is […]
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I slept in quite late, yet it was only halftime. I quickly learned Michigan led 24-21 despite trailing 14-0 to begin the game. They took the second half possession and soon scored on a deep pass, leading 28-24. That would be the last time we allowed them to score. Game MVP Jabrill Peppers returned the […]
With Charles Woodson, Michael Jordan, and Derek Jeter in the house, Harbaugh’s troops did not disappoint. True freshman Chris Evans ran for over 100 yards, the defense took two interceptions to the house for scores, and our QB easily threw 3 TDs en route to the 63-3 massacre. Keep it up, Blue!
Apparently, my timing to eviscerate Trevor Thompson couldn’t have been more on point. The over-smiling freak had this to say about East Lansing product Connor Cook, who sacrificed his body his senior season to earn a Final Four boost and play for the college football championship: The way #ConnorCook dissed #ArchieGriffin it's no wonder he […]
You might see 41-7 on the bottom line and mistake it for a fluffy, easy win. This was not the case. The first half was very close, and without several halftime adjustments, in their home state of Florida, we were going to get screwed. Atrocious reffing had a snarf extremely worried early on. On the […]
No matter who wins tonight, specifically in the late night Alabama-MSU game, one city is going to be lit on fire. This is a complete disaster waiting to happen. Because the money wizards at the college Hell factory know we’ll be home watching TV, they arranged for two games today. Four o’clock is ok, because […]
When you’re all hungover from watching State the night before on New Year’s Eve, tune into the Citrus Bowl to watch us take on Florida at 1 PM! What a turnaround it’s been in only one season from Jim Harbaugh. This is quite the victory in itself after missing out on bowl season last year. […]
This was a game we honestly could have won. Instead, we try and gather ourselves knowing a nine-win season is nothing to frown on, especially in a coach’s first season. Let Jim Harbaugh acquire his own recruits for 2-3 years and then see what happens. We still had a chance today. We moved the ball past […]
With all those penalties called against the Wolverines, it sure felt like we dropped the soap next to Sandusky! In all seriousness, it felt like we got fucked in the ass. I’ve never seen so many flags outside of a gay pride rally. The “Nittany” Lions (WTF?) hadn’t allowed a score against them in the […]
How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]
From start to finish, there was no denying Jim Harbaugh’s troops at home against the Scarlet Knights. For one, and we still don’t know why, the fat-black coach from the MSU game was replaced with a slightly less-fat white hedgehog. Our defense held strong all game, only allowing a touchdown on a kickoff. After taking […]
If you think your Halloween was scary, wait ’til you hear this tale from Michigan’s clash against Minnesota. The Gophers struck first, but the Wolverines limited them to a field goal in the red zone. From there, Michigan punched in two touchdowns to take a commanding 14-3 lead. However, Minnesota chipped away with another field […]
Michigan had nearly won the grind it out, defensive slugfest against their in-state rivals. However, a last-second botched punt sealed one of the worst endings you could ever imagine. Here’s some insight as to why it happened: “In a sense, it was quite an innate reaction to still kind of kick it,” Chapman said. “Yeah, […]
Northwestern was no slouch, but the Wolverines doused them 38-0 for their third straight time not letting their opponent score. This sets up a very good match up against rival Michigan State next weekend!
Both teams from Oregon came to visit the state of Michigan last Saturday. And both went home packing. The Ducks and Spartans were the matinee, a battle of top ten teams. It didn’t disappoint. The Michigan State squad avenged last year’s loss in Oregon by beating the team sans Marcus Mariota. The Ducks nearly came […]