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Posts in category College Football

Not Looking Good for the Rapist

“No one who is not a dealer is going to submit that many autographs at one time,” said Matt Powers of Powers Collectibles in Kansas City, which sells the autographs of more than 1,000 athletes. “But besides the number, the giveaway of the JSA authenticated items that you can see on eBay, that suggests it was a sit-down signi [...]

Michigan Tops Penn State

Looking spectacular in their all-blue night uniforms, Michigan ended it’s three game losing streak with a defensive triumph over Penn State – “Da Pervs.” Our quarterback was banged up, but he still went back into the game after sitting out. Our defense allowed zero fourth quarter points and took the game home on a safe [...]

Rutgers Snarfs Michigan

Big Ten, who are we kidding ourselves? The kids are traveling cross country for these in conference games now. Michigan barely lost (by two) on the road in Rutgers. A last-minute field goal was blocked by the Scarlet Knights, who apparently excel in that area. However, it only came down to that because of some gay college ruling that doesn [...]

Michigan Tops Miami (OH)

It was only 10-10 in the second quarter, but Michigan finished with 24 unanswered points in the Big House for the victory. The Wolverines ran for 276 yards on 45 carries while allowing just 31 rushing yards to the Redhawks. Derrick Green lead the way for the Blue with 137 yards on 22 tries, including two touchdowns. Two Michigan fumbles didn& [...]

Brutal Day for Big Ten

Smoke up, snarfs. It’s Sunday.

Michigan Avenges Appalachian State

Brady Hoke clearly has these ’14 Wolverines ready. Devin Gardner tossed 13 of 14 passes for completions, including two touchdowns on his first two possessions to Devin Funchess for a 14-0 lead after one. The tandem made it three straight to start the game in the second quarter. Both Michigan running backs also tore it up, each eclipsing [...]

Northwestern Wildcats Football Takes ...

“The NCAA invented the term student-athlete to prevent the exact ruling that was made today. For 60 years, people have bought into the notion that they are students only. The reality is players are employees, and today’s ruling confirms that. The players are one giant step closer to justice.” via Northwestern Wildcats footba [...]

BREAKING NEWS: AWESOME COLLEGE FOOTBA...

What a G. WHAT A G. I know this is a brave, brave move, and not an easy one. I’m just so proud of this G. HE IS A BEAST. THE SEC DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR! AND HE’S GAY. HE’S GAY. DEAL WITH IT! This is Martin Luther Kings big. This is one of the biggest moments IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW. MICHAEL S [...]

Tragedy in College Football

Ted Agu, defensive lineman of California Golden Bears, dies – ESPN. It is believed that Agu, 21, collapsed at practice and died because of his sickle cell trait. While respecting the situation, I would like to point out that to ESPN, the following are all more important than the sudden death at practice of a defensive lineman: A-Rod dr [...]

Oklahoma Nails McCarron for Sack Fumb...

45-31 final in New Orleans! Has Nick Saban lost his mojo?

Flying-Spartans Secure Rose Bowl

Stanford scored first and fast, taking a 7-0 lead in the 100th Rose Bowl against Michigan State. They tacked on a field goal, but Spartie responded with a touchdown for a 10-7 game. A pick six gave Stanford the lead at 17-7, but Michigan State again stayed resilient, scoring another touchdown before the half ended. Down 17-14, State received [...]

Heisman #Rapestrong

2013 Heisman Trophy goes to Jameis Winston of Florida State Seminoles – ESPN. In lieu of the accuser’s attorney letting the world know how improperly Tallahassee covered the trial, THE RAPER WINS! #RAPESTRONG

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